Emerald Heart

I wish I was a guy rn just so I can use their deodorant.

Ladies' deodorant may say it lasts 48 hours, but it really just lasts for a couple minutes. I asked my Mother to buy me some of Dad's deodorant, but she said that it would make me smell super "manly."

Deodorant is deodorant.

I have tried a million different brands of ladies' deodorant, all getting the same result.

Man's deodorant lasts much longer, so who gives a buck if I'm smelling "manly" instead of pretty flowers or whatever.

But apparently, I can't.

Because I'm not a man.

I'm a woman.

And woman are supposed to smell like pretty flowers. 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH