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  1. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    I have a long list of films to that effect. Harry Potter (all of them) Lord of the Rings (all 3) Reservoir Dogs Spirited Away Jaws Ghostbusters Akira Alien/Aliens The Matrix Amélie Goodbye Lenin! And I could go on and on.
  2. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    There you go, I caused a blizzard which has snowed you in~ I don't like these olives.
  3. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted, it's Jeremy Clarkson. I wish for more money to spend in the Steam Sales.
  4. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Tonight! It's a bit foggy in Dorset. A man steps over a pair of glasses. And James does absolutely nothing. Some say that he routinely drinks water from the Thames to keep his immune system going. Others say that his fetish for samurai swords means that he has had seven replacement gentlemen's sausages. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
  5. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned because SAY WHAT AGAIN,
  6. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted, you start churning out stories at such a rate that it takes over your life, you lose your job, have no future prospects and to make matters worse, nobody actually reads what you write. I wish people read and liked my poems.
  7. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    I hope you lose one of each of your pairs of socks.
  8. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Death by toothpaste to the eyes.
  9. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Take the roof off. I have an itch.
  10. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for paying attention.
  11. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Solution - simply eat the teddy bear! I don't have any ironed clothes.
  12. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Stevie.
  13. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for being handsome.
  14. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted. But things happen and they go bad. I DUNNO. I wish for surströmming.
  15. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Elk.
  16. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Eggplant. Z.
  17. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Obadiah.
  18. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Caribbean
  19. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted, you get Troubleshoe. I wish for a plate of olives.
  20. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    You get a hat made of feathers. I insert the entire Internet.
  21. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for flagging.
  22. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    I hope your insole keeps slipping.
  23. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted, but that is now all you can drink. I wish that I had a massive bowl of nachos.
  24. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    You get knocked down. (But you get up again. They ain't never gonna keep you down) I insert a bottle of wee, in which I have put a dead eel.
  25. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted, but this does not stop him from havign magic powers. I wish for peanuts,
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