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  1. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for bannering.
  2. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    I write poems when I get bored - I'll share what I consider my magnum opus (if poets can have a magnum opus) here. It's entitled "Beautiful." What is beauty? Plucked eyebrows and rosy cheeks, Thin waist, from fasting for weeks, Breasts and buttocks, gutted and grown By dishonest silicone? Is this beauty? Fifty-dollar low-cut shirts, Thirty-dollar thigh-length skirts, Stick a needle in your ears, Gold and jewels to impress your peers? Is this beauty? A sexy smile and fluttering eyes, A demure demeanour to pick up guys? Flirty, playful in the streets, To get some stud under your sheets? Is this beauty?! Or... Friendly, honest, just and fair, Loyal, generous, always there, A voice that is a welcome sound, Spreading laughter all around. When someone comes with crippling fears, You reassure them, dry their tears. The care, the kindness that you give, For some it is a reason to live. Is this beauty? In terms of other poets, I personally love Michael Rosen - here's a couple of my favourites by him, in video form:
  3. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    You get a Kanji dictionary. I insert the @ symbol.
  4. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted, but you never find anyone to use said knowledge on. I wish for nine raisins.
  5. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for trying to apply rules.
  6. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned because SPOOOOOOOOOO!
  7. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    I think you know where it's going from here... *flips open ring box* So I don't think I need to ask~
  8. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Spitfire returned fire on one of the enemy Titans with her Quad Rocket, activating her Vortex Shield when one of the Striders began firing upon her. "Everyone focus fore on those Titans!" Spitfire opened a channel to the mechanic. "Sure thing, but don't get cocky. We're here to rescue you, and we sure as heck don't want you and/or your Titan blown up." "Don't you have an AT?" Spitfire asked, hoping that Tempest was just being a bit ditzy. Nevertheless, she considered opening a channel to Wrench. Wrench, meanwhile, was eyeing several screens, looking through the eyes of everypony in Spitfire's team using their helmet-cams and Titan cockpit cams. As soon as the radio from Dash came, she flicked open her side of the channel to reply. "Still a bit left to do, but the shields are finished, so she should be OK - just don't get too cocky. She's not totally finished yet, so don't let those shields down." (I am only assuming control of one Strider - Windbreaker will take the other two.)
  9. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Granted. It's a hulk. I wish I had a large bottle of brandy.
  10. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Sleeeeeeepy... Animals (NINJAS!!)
  11. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Not a bad idea, actually... TPAM likes Spreewaldgurken.
  12. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for Nightcore. Banned for ninja'ing me.
  13. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    10111011, in both two's complement and sign/magnitude. Why is?
  14. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    ~eiddE citoahC~ That sounds like the name of someone from Mass Effect...
  15. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Here's my OC, Deuterium (whose personality and backstory I've had to iron out several times to make him as show-accurate as possible without changing his name):
  16. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    The Charge hits the Titan's leg, dealing minor damage. The Titan's pilot looks around, eventually seeing that his target has gained a little company. All 4 Titans, realising that there is now a new threat, turn their attention to the group approaching them, weapons warming up again, ready to begin another fight.
  17. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    "If we're all ready, let's get out butts to that deadzone! We've got us a pony in need!" Spitfire called into her radio, stepping out of the hangar and into the wasteland. "The battle zone isn't far, it shouldn't be long before we find 'em." she added, keeping her eyes out for their quarry.
  18. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned because your OC is not wearing a tie.
  19. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    You get a Capture Styler. I insert a pair of thick woollen socks.
  20. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    No, it's chocolate. There is a God.
  21. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    The universe reloads a restore point from before the vending machine was put into itself. You then get your money back. I insert a racist old woman.
  22. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Banned for writing "Banned" in big red underlined letters,
  23. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    ...I own over 750. TPAM loves cottage cheese.
  24. ~Chaotic Eddie~
    Mind the scarlet potato! Relish, scruples, oddity.
  25. ~Chaotic Eddie~

    Just gonna say: I despise the idea of Human in Equestria. In my headcanon, EqG established that there is a human world and a pony world. The two species can't exist in the same world withiut turning into that world's species.

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    2. Hazy Skies

      Hazy Skies

      Whether it's canon or not, I also sort of agree with this.. Though with the lore of my OC character (being myself) and the circumstances of his travel to the Equestrian dimension, it both is, and isn't possible to be human while in that world.. But not yet anyways :P He's sorta trapped as a pony for now until he learns to revert and displace his soul/body's form back to his previous one..

    3. Hazy Skies

      Hazy Skies

      and even if he did, there are many reasons NOT it be human in that world as 1: There's no need 2: If others saw you, it would cause quite the uproar, that's not good, 3: Human suck, ponies are better :P 4: You are extremely durable as a pony, this increases survival rate dramatically.. 5: As a pony you have special abilities or strengths you can use, unlike the powerless Prime Earth humans we are..

    4. Hazy Skies

      Hazy Skies

      Also.. EqG is a sub-dimension.. having 2 or more "worlds" to travel to is common in many canons (especially in Marvel's case..), but that doesn't necessarily link it to the real Prime Earth dimension.. they can only travel to their dimension's respected "sub-dimensions".. and the rules that apply to them are different than the rules that apply to primary dimensional travel..

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