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  1. Oops! I posted in "Canterlot's Insane Asylum" but forget to quote. Just telling so you know.

  2. I need a really large suction cup right now.

  3. Weird. The site looks better as the "Desktop" version on a mobile device than on a desktop.

    1. Tia Is Best Pony

      Tia Is Best Pony

      smaller screen with same res persnaps?

  4. "And the man at the back said 'Everyone Attack' and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz!"

  5. Here goes: ·I have an insatiable desire for Clopfic and Shipfic. (Despite never clopping) ·I love 2nd Person Clopfic. ·I enjoyed "Hoofbeat" a bit more than I should have considering I don't like anthro. ·I was had a dream about Chrysalis feeding off of me ·I also had a dream about going on a huge killing rampage as wave after wave of ponies attacked me. And possibly the most likely thing to attract hate (spoilered to save your virgin eyes).
  6. Jolt had an internal conflict of whether to stay or go. After deep consideration, he sighed and turned to Pia. "Miss. Piacevole. I need you to make an important decision. It doesn't feel right leaving Delia and her friend to obtain the Crystal Heart alone. I'm going with them." He leaned to Pia's ear and whispered, "But not in the regular sense. Something and of about this new zebra. I'm going on a spying mission. You're welcome to join me if you like or stay here. Coming with me will be dangerous and hard. Who knows what we will encounter. It is up to you."
  7. Oh God yes. I HATE that show. As a sciency guy, everyone assumes Iike it. My brother showed me these and they show just how our the humour is in the show. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=big+bang+theory+no+laugh+track&um=1&safe=off&hl=en&tbm=vid&source=lnms&sa=X&ei=3aaaUbGfMsTG0QXX7YGwCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg
  8. "So put your hands in my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts. Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up!" That song has been stuck in my head for days.

    1. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

      I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

      Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

      ♫♪To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

       

      Do it now

      You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

      So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

      Do it again now

      You and me bab...

    2. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      ...y ain't nothin' but mammals

      So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

    3. qqq

      qqq

      GETTIN' HORNY NOW!

       

      Doo doo doo dee dee doo dee doo doo doo doo dee dee doo dee doo!

  9. Anyone got some good innuendos they're willing to share?

    1. Jadefire

      Jadefire

      In-YOUR-endo. :3

  10. That's a success... just. ONLY READ THE SPOILER IF YOU ARE KING BRONY.
  11. For those not familiar with "Don't forget the lyrics", you must merely sing (or in this case write) the next line after what you are given: <Searching for the answers is just cheating yourself.> Round 1: Farewell to the fairground (White Lies) "The light's still in our eyes, We're living this whole fairground behind, It's a dream that's going cold. The circus never dies, ___ ___ _______ ______ _____ _____." (What's this line?) Round 2: The Bad Touch (The Bloodhound Gang) "Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating, But there are several other very important differences, Between human beings and animals that you should know about. Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drop to me , Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about. So put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts, ___ __ ______, ___ __ _____ ___ _____ _______ ___ ______ __." Round 3: Joker and the Theif (Wolfmother) "I said the joker is a wanted man, He makes his way across the land. See him sifting through the sand, And I'll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night. Always laughing in the midst of power, Always living in the final hour. ____ __ ______ _____ __ ___ ____"
  12. Let's play a game. Continue this song: Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drop to me,

  13. Jolt was gulping for air as a result of his escape from the Changelings. It took a minute but soon he was at a regular breathing rate. "Miss Pia., are you okay?" he asked. He noticed Flare's return with a new mare and made an approach. "Hey Flare. Who's the new mare here? If your after a group spot you best ask Delia."
  14. "'Cause they don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!"

    1. qqq

      qqq

      Very good. Have a shiny.

  15. qqq

    private Pawn in their Hand

    "Have fun if you can!" the mare shouted. The last few ponies were making their way to the train, some engaged in conversation with eachother. A tuft of steam shot out of the pipe of the train as it warmed up for its journey. (OOC: ANYONE WILLING TO EAVESDROP, MAKE A ROLL ON WISDOM.)
  16. qqq

    private Pawn in their Hand

    "No please, I insist. I hear it's a magical ring. Once belonged to an adventurer they say." the mare said. "But regardless of that, I hope you stay safe on your journey. Let's hope you find the problem and beat it quickly. But run along now, you might miss the train!"
  17. I'm having an arguement over Skype over whether a potato or a coconut makes the best weapon in a food fight. What do you think?

    1. qqq

      qqq

      I said potato. They are much more discrete and the force is spread over a smaller area. Also, the smaller size makes them easier to their at speed for a lethal bollock shot.

    2. be my waifu
    3. qqq

      qqq

      Or a Pot Noodle...

  18. Number 9 is the most important. I might number 3 if number 9 is done badly.
  19. Confucius he say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. My dad is full of these.
  20. Mine is a slight smile but my mouth is slightly open. It really freaks some people out that I smile everywhere (especially at a shop full of grumpy, middle-aged people).
  21. The sight of how Flare was treating the Changeling sent shivers down his spine. "Flare, that's barbaric! A gentle voice will get you further than threats when you are seeking information." Jolt went towards the pinned Changeling and carefully removed the sharpened wing. He placed a hoof over the cut on the Changeling's neck. "Calm down for a minute. Until that cut can get sorted out, a hoof will have to do. Try not to move." Jolt said in calming tones.
  22. qqq

    private Pawn in their Hand

    The beam hit the stallion in the back left leg, causing it to seize up and send him into a screaming faceplant. The elderly mare walked over to him and gave a kick to his side. She reclaimed that which had been stolen, a small copper ring. She then trotted towards Thought Shaper and said "Ooh. Thank you! This ring took me weeks to get. Here, you take it. You deserve it more than I do."
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