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  1. *groans* I'm soooo bored! Tell me about it. It's raining outside and none of our friends are here. I really wish we stayed an extra day in Las Pegasus. Me too, but it would've been too expensive. Oh look, a question for you, Gallus. Woohoo! Yeah, woohoo... About a month ago, Headmare Twilight and I browsed through several books on griffons trying to figure out why I'm blue. I remember reading that griffons typically live up to be 100 years old, sometimes over 150. However, pretty much all those books are outdated as they only go up to the coronation of King Guto. What happened after that? The Idol of Boreas was lost and Griffonstone fell into ruin. That's the short answer. As for the long answer... I'll save for it for another time as it's another heart wrencher. Darn, I had my tissue box ready to go. While we're still on the subject of griffon ages, how old is Grandpa Gruff? Last time I checked, he's 118 years old and the only griffon old enough to have seen Griffonstone's downfall. *sighs* You know, Silver, I really could use some snuggling. *squeals with joy* Don't have to ask me twice! *sighs* I love you, Silver. I love you too, Gallus.
  2. Woohoo

    Celestia Fan Club

    If Celestia had a pizza chain...
  3. Come to Little Celestias for a 5 Bit Hot 'n Ready Pizza!


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    2. Sparklefan1234


      Pinkie must've helped with the design because, pizza is on the sign twice. :P

    3. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      5 bit hot 'n ready pizzas? Hell yeah.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I remember when I worked at a pizza place. My boss had many words of wisdom for me. He was a kind hearted gentle soul. I will never forget his telling me to sweep the kitchen. He would say “Sweep me this.”

      When it was time to wash dishes: “Wash me this.”

      And who could forget this gem:

      ”Spinach is a piece of shit, man.”

  4. *sighs* It feels good to be back. We sure did have fun in Las Pegasus. No question about it. Speaking of questions, I bet we got a whole bunch while we were gone. Nope, just one. Just ONE?! *sighs* It's better than nothing. *takes a deep breath* You have no idea. Las Pegasus was absolutely... I can't even think of a word to describe our trip. Me neither. The fun that you, me, and my family had, it's indescribable. Also, we finally showed Gallus his surprise. I think you should tell it. OK. Silver's family took me to see Coloratura live in concert. You wouldn't believe how loud I screeched with you when I found out. My ears are still ringing from it. Long story short, Rara, as Professor AJ calls her, put on a phenomenal show. By the way Gallus, should we talk about gambling thing? Probably. So even though Silver and I are under 21, we were allowed into the casino. Why? Because the signs say "No Pony Under 21 Allowed." Seriously? Do these casino owners even know other creatures exist? Then again, I don't think any 'griff has ever ventured that far west before. Anyways, Silver and I tried a slot machine, but kept losing. Then, with our last bit, we won the 10,000 bit jackpot! We couldn't believe it! I know! If you're wondering what we did with all that money... should I tell the rest, Gallus? Go ahead, Silver. After we won the jackpot, by chance, we ran into Rara in the lobby. We talked quite a bit about her concert, what's been going on in Friendship School, and so on and so forth. Then Rara told us about the charity she started for cancer research. That's when we got the idea: we should donate the jackpot money to her charity. You should've seen Rara's face when we told her that. She lit up like a Hearth's Warming tree and hugged us both pretty tight. Needless to say, I think Professor Rarity taught us well on generosity. Any creature with that much money would've just kept it all for themselves or blown it on something stupid. Not us. Well said, Gallus. Wow, I haven't felt this articulate in a while. I know. What was your favorite moment from the trip? Either donating the jackpot money or sharing a bed with you again. Same here. Oh wow, what a pretty sunset. Let's go watch it. Right behind ya! *flies off with Gallus*
  5. Look, Gallus, another question just for you! *sigh* I hope it's not "Gallus, are you a wonderbolt?" Wow, uh... I never thought any creature would ask me that. And no, Silver's hugs don't trigger my claustrophobia... mostly. My claustrophobia stems from a traumatic event I experienced over six years ago. Silver, you should go grab a box of tissues because this will be heart-wrenching. *grabs a tissue box* Ready! *takes a deep breath* For most of my young life in Griffonstone, I lived in an overcrowded orphanage. And before I lived there, I was a lone hatchling in an alleyway likely abandoned by my parents. I don't really remember how long I was in the alleyway, but eventually, Gabby found me and brought me to the orphanage. I really owe my life to Gabby otherwise I would've starved to death. Anyways, life at the orphanage was rough. Sure there was some food and at least a roof over my head, but practically all the orphans ridiculed me for being blue. I lived there for nine long years... that is until the day the Earth shook. You mean... like an earthquake? Exactly, Silver. That day started like any other day, then suddenly, the ground began shaking. Griffonstone often has earthquakes, but they were very small and only lasted for like a minute. Not this one. With this earthquake, the shaking was more intense and lasted much longer. Every orphan began panicking and trying to escape. I remember trying to fly out the window, only to be struck by a piece of stone and being completely knocked out. *gasps with shock* It didn't take long for the entire building to collapse. Then, everything went dark. I was out cold for who knows how long. I thought I was dead until I started feeling my head throbbing. I was alive. Then I opened my eyes and I found myself trapped in a space barely bigger than my nine-year old self. I tried to move, but I couldn't. My wings were pinned under the rubble. I was alive, but I was trapped with no way out. How did you get out? I didn't know how long I was trapped down there. Hours? Days? There was no way to track time down there. During that time, I decided that I would just close my eyes and sleep until I was either rescued or dead. Suddenly, I felt the rubble on my wings being lifted. Then I felt a talon poke my chest a couple times. I opened my eyes and I saw the night sky. I was finally free. However, instead of thanking whoever freed me, I ran away. Surprisingly, my legs weren't broken after being crushed for so long. I just kept running, running, until I found the alleyway where I was abandoned, crawled into a ball, and cried. I have never experienced so much pain in my life. *sobbing uncontrollably* That's the saddest story ever! *embraces Silver as she continues to cry, even shedding a few tears himself* I told you it was a heart wrencher. You wanna know the saddest part? Out of all the orphans and caretakers, I was the only survivor. Ever since that day, I always wondered why I was spared. *wipes away tears* So... where did you live afterwards? *sighs heavily* After the ordeal, I mainly lived in the alleyway for next few years. Occasionally, somegriff would let me live with them... only to kick me out after some time. It wasn't long until I decided I wanted to leave Griffonstone once and for all, but didn't have any money for a train ticket. Then Twilight opened up the School of Friendship and I finally had that opportunity. Gallus... do my hugs... trigger you? *long pause * No, Silver, I love your hugs. Unlike being trapped under rubble, your hugs make me feel warmth and comfort. *hugs Silver* *sheds a tear of joy* Thanks, Gallus. How do you feel now? I feel even more weight being lifted off of me. Anyways, goodnight Silver. *kisses her* I love you. I love you, too. Goodnight.
  6. *insert long awkward exchange of Silverstream trying to convince Gallus to do an AMA... and him finally relenting* *sigh* Hello... I'm Gallus. Hi, I'm Silverstream and I'm the niece of Queen Novo. And I'm just a lowly orphan from Griffonstone. Anyway, we're both students attending Twilight's School of Friendship. We also did save Equestria from Crazy Glue... uh, I mean Cozy Glow. *giggles* That should've been her real name. Also, aren't you forgetting something Gallus? Huh? Oh right. Silver and I are boyfriend and girlfriend. *hugs Gallus extremely tight* And I love you soooooo much! *releases Gallus* Whoops, sorry. Anyways, I think we introduced ourselves enough. Feel free to ask us anything. Well, almost anything... Please read before posting