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The Simpsons, more specifically Fat Tony.

"Is there seriously no liquor in here?!"

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Steamed hams but it's Homestar and Strong Bad.

3 hours ago, ggg-2 said:

No idea.

Mine was "California Girls" by The Beach Boys. I thought the beach emoji would give it away.

2 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

"A new account, no info, only one video. It is untitled. The first one is always untitled, because it just happens." 

I feel like that one is gonna be hard to guess. 

I don't know. Something YouTube related?

"Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly..."

Craig Tucker - South Park

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No idea.

"I've been all around this great big world and I've seen all kind of girls. Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the States, back to the cutest girls in the world."

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The Legend of Korra. 

"There is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq!"
"Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay."
"I want to go to war!"
*chattering with agreement*
"I was the first one who wanted to go to war!"

Hazbin Hotel, more specifically Alastor.

"And when it comes it moves so slow. Kind of like it's saying 'I told you so.' Looking back before she goes, tomorrow's gonna hurt."

That could be anything.

"BABABA BABA BA BA BA BABA BABABA BABA BA BA..."
"YEE!"

The Simpsons go to Mount Splashmore.

Steve Urkel from Family Matters.

"If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you. I'm a romantic adventure, and I'm a reptile too."

Loona - Helluva Boss

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends. *kicks shin*

"I believe these mole-people are planning to induct your mother into their twisted society of subterranean degeneracy as a source of genetic harvest, with which they plan to create a race of hybrid rodent-homo-sapiens for the sole purpose of conquering the galaxy!"

Avatar: The Last Airbender. 

"Hey, I fucked your dad..."

No idea. 

"Can you hold my dog, Lynnsanity? I gotta take a wicked dump!"
"No, Margo, you can't go number two until we are number one."

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

"Nooo! Not in the pit, it BUUUUURNS!"

Superman: The Animated Series.

"Don't make a grown man cryyyy, don't  make a grown man cryyyy, don't  make a grown man cryyy. My eyes dilate, my lips go green. My hands are greasy, she's a mean, mean machine."

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The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XIV

"Whatcha dreamin' about?"
"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered... But now, I'd like to go back to that."

AC/DC's newest music video.

Jimmy Neutron, more specifically the episode where Jimmy causes a second Ice Age.

"A man boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle. But a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've lost me."

No idea.

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
"The Muffin Man?"
"The Muffin Man."
"Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?"
"Well, she's married to the Muffin Man."
"The Muffin Man?!"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
"She's married to the Muffin Man..."

My last reference was The Simpsons. Yours is Clone High.

"I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools. I've watched all the dropouts who make their own rules. One person conditioned to rule and control. The media sells it and you live the role."

I'm thinking I should get a haircut, yet I keep putting it off. 

I don't know. Copyright infringement?

"Hey, Clinton, get back to work!"
"Make me!" 🎷