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Woohoo

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  1. Bed greets me warm, now I will just say good night. Good night!

  2. Goodnight forums.

  3. Incorrect Quote time... (Helluva Boss)

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    *Feeling bored on a Saturday night, the I.M.P. gang attempt to steal the Fizzarolli Burger statue... with a surprise guest*

    Moxxie: *being a mood* Sir, why are we stealing this statue?!

    Blitzø: Just because, Mox.

    Moxxie: That's your excuse for everything!

    Millie: Moxxie's right. What do we have to gain from stealing this statue? Like-- *gasps* There's a car coming, scatter!

    *Blitzø, Millie, and Loona run away to hide, leaving Moxxie behind*

    Moxxie: Oh crumbs, I didn't scatter! *hides behind the Fizzarolli statue*

    *As the car got closer, Blitzø recognized the driver. It was none other than his popstar ex-girlfriend, Verosika Mayday*

    Blitzø: *growling* It's that stupid bag of holes again.

    Loona: I thought she was on a diet.

    Verosika: *stopping her car at the intercom* I'm fucking hungry so give me some food, bitch!

    Moxxie: *suppressed angry possum noises upon recognizing Verosika's voice, then switching to a deeper voice* Welcome to Fizzarolli Burger.

    Verosika: I'll have a... Fizzy Double Deluxe with no pickles... and extra secret sauce.

    Moxxie: Would you like an apple pie with that?

    Verosika: Sure.

    Moxxie: And an extra-large soda for one soul more?

    Verosika: Okay, but make it Diet Dr. Feelgood.

    Moxxie: Oh, and Ozzie style fries are free with all that.

    Verosika: I'll take 'em!

    Moxxie: So let me read that back: one Fizzy Double Deluxe with no pickles and extra sauce, an apple pie, an extra-large Diet Dr. Feelgood, and one Ozzie fries.

    Verosika: You got it, hon.

    Moxxie: Sorry we're closed!

    Verosika: *shocked* The fuck? Why did you take my order?!

    Moxxie: Thank you, please drive away.

    Verosika: *whining* But I'm hungry!

    Moxxie: Then go get some sushi!

    Verosika: But I had sushi for lunch!

    Moxxie: *normal voice showing* WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!

    Verosika: GO TO HELL, FIZZY!

    Moxxie: WE'RE ALREADY THERE, LARDASS!

    Verosika: *drives away fuming*

    *After Verosika drove off; Blitzø, Millie, and Loona emerge from their hiding places laughing*

    Loona: Damn, Fatty, that was savage!

    Moxxie: *briefly growls at Loona's fatty remark* Consider it payback for all the shit she put me through a while back.

    Millie: Hoo-wee, that was amazing! Verosika Mayday got in a fight with a ceramic clown!

    Blitzø: Believe it or not, it wasn't the first time.

    *Based on this scene*

     

  4. Apparently, there was an Aurora Borealis over Seattle last night...

     

  5. Goodnight people.

  6. You might as well face it, you're addicted to us...

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    Art by eve-ashgrove.

  7. Why are we here? Because we're here, roll the bones. Why does it happen? Because it happens, roll the bones.

  8. Talk Derpy to me.

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  9. Finally finished! :crackle:

     

  10. I can't believe I ate the whole thing

  11. Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fuckin' heart!

  12. Did I mention how much I love Avatar?

  13. It's only rock n roll, but I like it.

  14. Fly where eagles dare

     

  15. Not sure if I should join Facebook...

  16. This song...

     

  17. Mama Luigi jumped the gun

  18. Fear the fabulous Rarispider!

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