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Incorrect Quote time... (Helluva Boss)
Spoiler*Feeling bored on a Saturday night, the I.M.P. gang attempt to steal the Fizzarolli Burger statue... with a surprise guest*
Moxxie: *being a mood* Sir, why are we stealing this statue?!
Blitzø: Just because, Mox.
Moxxie: That's your excuse for everything!
Millie: Moxxie's right. What do we have to gain from stealing this statue? Like-- *gasps* There's a car coming, scatter!
*Blitzø, Millie, and Loona run away to hide, leaving Moxxie behind*
Moxxie: Oh crumbs, I didn't scatter! *hides behind the Fizzarolli statue*
*As the car got closer, Blitzø recognized the driver. It was none other than his popstar ex-girlfriend, Verosika Mayday*
Blitzø: *growling* It's that stupid bag of holes again.
Loona: I thought she was on a diet.
Verosika: *stopping her car at the intercom* I'm fucking hungry so give me some food, bitch!
Moxxie: *suppressed angry possum noises upon recognizing Verosika's voice, then switching to a deeper voice* Welcome to Fizzarolli Burger.
Verosika: I'll have a... Fizzy Double Deluxe with no pickles... and extra secret sauce.
Moxxie: Would you like an apple pie with that?
Verosika: Sure.
Moxxie: And an extra-large soda for one soul more?
Verosika: Okay, but make it Diet Dr. Feelgood.
Moxxie: Oh, and Ozzie style fries are free with all that.
Verosika: I'll take 'em!
Moxxie: So let me read that back: one Fizzy Double Deluxe with no pickles and extra sauce, an apple pie, an extra-large Diet Dr. Feelgood, and one Ozzie fries.
Verosika: You got it, hon.
Moxxie: Sorry we're closed!
Verosika: *shocked* The fuck? Why did you take my order?!
Moxxie: Thank you, please drive away.
Verosika: *whining* But I'm hungry!
Moxxie: Then go get some sushi!
Verosika: But I had sushi for lunch!
Moxxie: *normal voice showing* WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!
Verosika: GO TO HELL, FIZZY!
Moxxie: WE'RE ALREADY THERE, LARDASS!
Verosika: *drives away fuming*
*After Verosika drove off; Blitzø, Millie, and Loona emerge from their hiding places laughing*
Loona: Damn, Fatty, that was savage!
Moxxie: *briefly growls at Loona's fatty remark* Consider it payback for all the shit she put me through a while back.
Millie: Hoo-wee, that was amazing! Verosika Mayday got in a fight with a ceramic clown!
Blitzø: Believe it or not, it wasn't the first time.
*Based on this scene*
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