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  1. The Simpsons

    "WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE!?"
    "He did!" 👈
    "You. In case you didn't know, that cord is for emergency purposes only, and in case you weren't aware, tonight is Christmas Eve! And in case you hadn't noticed, this train is on a very tight schedule. Now, young man, Christmas may not be important to some people, but it is very important to the rest of US!"
    "But, but, but, but, but--"
    "He was just trying to stop the train, so that kid could get on!"
    "Hmmm, I see. Young man, is that what happened?"
    *nods*
    "Well, let me remind you we are on a very tight schedule... 🕚 And I've never been late before, and I am certainly not going to be late tonight! Now, everybody, take your seats please!"

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  2. 5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

    My favorite smoothie flavor is apple. :mlp_smug:

    I'm quite fond of raspberry smoothies, myself. :grin:

    I LOVE strawberry/banana smoothies! :pinkie:

    I don't eat things I can't spell. :dry:

    Grape is my favorite smoothie flavor. :adorkable:

    I like orange flavored smoothies. :awwthanks:

    What about Fluttershy's favorite? :sealed:

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  3. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVII.

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "I'm a potter, sir."
    "And you, what is your profession?"
    "Sculptor, sir."
    "Sculptor... and you?"
    "I'm a blacksmith."
    "Soldiers, what is your profession?!"
    "HAROO! HAROO! HAROO!"
    "You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did."

    🛡

  4. On 2023-12-02 at 2:48 PM, ggg-2 said:

    Not sure. "Hoy! Ten thousand years! .....Will give you such a crick in the neck!"

    My last one was "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen. Yours is Aladdin's Genie.

    "Who the heck are you?"
    "What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Clause."
    "No, you're not."
    "Of course, I am! Ho-ho-ho!"
    "If you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?"
    "Uhhh... 'Happy Birthday' of course! Ho-ho-ho!"

    🎅

  5. On 2023-11-14 at 8:53 PM, Tater Trot said:

    Does @Woohoo say "Ya-hoo!" when drinking Yoo-hoo? :fluttershy:

    No.

    On 2023-11-14 at 8:57 PM, Rarity said:

     

    Indeed.

    Do you also have a favorite song that I have sung by any chance? :darling:

    If I had to pick one... this one.

     

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