Celestial Panzerhund

Ohhhh did he just challenge him? This was gonna be like Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash with their pranks all over again! He runs after, using his wings to support his speed, and charges head down, making the slush rub against his... cushion. Then immediately brakes by pointing wings in a vertical direction. "HA!" He flies upwards. heading to class. | (OOC: XD I bet this is causing a scene.)

"Oh, vell, okay. Can ich join your little... passé?" Hazmat asks almost as if a bit shy to ask in fear of rejection. She seemed nice, but is she nicer? His faint glowing neon red irises were looking at her eyes. Calmly waiting for the reply of the mare. It was almost a bit awkward for him to ask a stranger to "join up" with her.

(OOC: I didn't see that post above me XD and I wanted to hear!) "Aww, okay." With that, Hazmat immediately dumps his milk shake onto Riley. "Try eating potato chips vith a milkshake on your head." Hazmat evilly says with a smirk and trots to his next class. Leaving that poor stallion behind.

IMMA SUPER EVIL PERSON! *tips over a glass of milk* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA!!!!

"....." It was quiet. Lands and peeks in, "Hallo?" Nope... darn it!! "He walks back into the cafeteria drinking his milkshake as if he was doing nothing bad at all. "Ich see zat you finally got done..?" Hazmat starts up as he sat next to him. ... Planning nothing at all. Not Hazmat... he isn't one to plan. Not one bit! Okay, maybe a little.

(OOC: sometimes...) Hazmat chuckles. "Maybe slow und steady doesn't vin ze race.." Then the Riley had to get up and go to the bathroom. Prank time. Since his milkshake wasn't done, he flies up above the bathrooms.... when that stallion is done... it's gonna get cold, wet, and sticky....

"Vell, ja." Hazmat replies as his posture straightens a bit. "Ich been vondering how crystal vorks vith since ich had a bit of an accident vith zem..." He lifts his wing up showing the red neon glowing vanadium. "Ze crystals... vell... crystalized my inner vings." He informs. "Und I vas vondering if some pony can see how it is.. Ich dunno much about crystals..." Hazmat adds in.

Hazmat goes in for the kill! Except... sucks the straw at a slower pace, watching the pony suffer. "Are you alright?" He asks lifting up part of his lip to speak. This was fun.. and funny. This stallion would lose. He would lose so hard under the mighty Germane power! (OOC: It's okay!)

@@Harmony Cube @@Lighting Star @@Mint Drop After walking for what seemed like hours, Hazmat meets a small group of ponies. He walks up to the group, not to close, more like a few meters away. "Hallo..." He says cautiously, unsure of what they would do. He stayed quiet for a bit as he scan their posture, looks, and style. Zey seem alright... He thought to himself as he soon looks at each pony in the eyes. (If I'm lost just say so.... I have no idea on what I should do.)

Oh..... darnit

Okay, so how should I run? :3 If that makes any sense?

I'm... tagged? I'm it? Okay... I'll 10 seconds to run

I think you are wubbed.

It started!?! :0

Hazmat had to laugh at his Pinkie Pie-like ways. "But I like zat stuff... okay fine." He grabs his milkshake and wait for his go. But then... he thought of this: "Zree..." Then Riley should say "two" Hazmat should say "one", then they both say "GO!" God did Hazmat feel like a colt again. (OOC: Night!)

Hazmat may have looked depressed, but he was in deep thought of a depressing moment. "Nein... but you saying zat you spend a quarter of your paycheck on your mare und she only zinks of you as a friend made me zink of a good commercial..." He then explains. "Vhat if you knew some pony und liked zem more san zey liked you? You do everything for zem und zey don't repay you at all? Und yet your fine vith it. Soon later you find out zat you have somezing bad going on in your vital organs und only have a few months to live. You act as if nozing bad is going on in your life vith zat person. Still doing everyzing for her, giving her support, getting beaten up for her und still have a smile in ze aftermath... Anyvay... you lay on your death bed vith a note und a boque of roses, ze mare runs in just hearing about ze new of your death by ze calling of a nurse. She walks up to you und reads ze not as ze note says: "Und I still can't ask... vill you go on a date vith me?"." Hazmat was still thinking about how he can improve that.

Hazmat's head tilts on the last part. A quarter of his paycheck? "Vhat job do you do und how much do you give her?" He was gunna do some quick math in his head to see how much he makes. "Does she ever repay you?" He questions a bit. "Or do you do zis in secret?" Soon after that question, he thought of a depressing moment.

"Vell, if you vant, Ich can tell her you like her und see vhere zat goes." Hazmat volunteered as tribute for the stallion. He also added in, "Und maybe she'll see more zan a friend from zere on..." With a sip of a drink and a spoonful of jello as he swishes the jello around in his mouth, making it liquify, he waits for the reply.

(OOC: XD Over The Top I'm guessing?)

(OOC: Good idea! Might save us for a bit.)

(OOC: we soooo are. This should be more of a... PM instead of a public viewing thing.) Hazmat chuckles at his words. Then came the grabbing buttocks. "... Vhat are you doing?" To Hazmat, This pony seemed to imagine something while he was doing it. Oh wait, He was imagining.... the mare doing that....

Hazmat had to swallow a laugh. "U-uhm, didn't you say it smellt bad? Vhy lick somezing zat smells bad? It vould taste vorst!" He throws his hooves up in the air for emphasis. Then slams then back down on the table to grab his hay-burger (Because screw logic) and eats part of the burger.

(OOC: We're both apart in it. ^~^) Hazmat laughs. "Vhat else did she do vhen she saw you doing zat?" He asks wanting to know how she handled that situation. "A slap? A punch? Vrestle you down until you called uncle?" He could say more but didn't want to. It might be weird to bring up anything else.

(OOC: Nah, we get part. You brought it up, [your blame] I finished it {my blame}) "I'm guessing ze thighs or rump, und-or ze teats..?" Hazmat guesses at that while looking at his burger... specifically the buns... "Now you got me zinking of zat crap... danke.." (Thanks) He looks back at the stallion waiting for the answer.