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  1. The Sonic movie is surprisingly alright, believe it or not. Sure, it's not amazing, but considering the infamous first trailer we got a while back and the reputation of video game movies in general, I'm just glad it ended up being decent.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      As far as the storytelling itself goes, it's pretty easy to tell where the plot will go, but from from the perspective of someone who's been following the Sonic series for a while now, I was actually impressed by how well it managed to handle the source material. In fact, the film has a lot of references that Sonic fans will recognize. Sure, you've got the obvious ones (like a town called "Green Hills", for example), but there are also nods to characters and situations that might go over most people's heads (such as some familiar plot points and even a few shots referencing cutscenes from the games), yet it never really feels forced. So yeah, as crazy as it might sound, if you're a Sonic fan, you'll probably get a surprising amount of enjoyment out of the movie.

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  2. HAHAHAHA haha oh man

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      Long time no see, Twiliscael!

  3. The more I think about, the more I'm convinced (and thank MrEnter's latest review for F&M for making me think about it more). "We're a Work in Progress" is the worst song of the entire series. Worse than the bungled Cloudesdale Anthem, the CMC showstopper song, the generic songs from EQG1, Unleash the Magic, Awesome As I Wanna Be, or battle for Sugar Belle. Why? Because it tries to teach a moral — with a straight face — that is not only broken from a storytelling level, but harmful and toxic in real-life context, as well.

    1. In universe, the RM6 publish an autobiography of what they learned through season 4, but the stereotypical straw fans view it entirely as a work of fiction. We saw how the characters learned through every lesson, but their readers didn't, so unless they were very clear they learned and grew, they're going to have a wide array of judgments and opinions of their actions, both good and bad. When your premise is fatally flawed, the lessons run the risk of being hurt, too, because they're the driving point of every single episode. Every episode is narrowed to the lessons they're trying to teach.

      The moral within the song is a lazy coverup for really bad writing over the years. Flawed characters are inherently interesting, but characters being flawed is no excuse for them behaving badly or out of character. IRL, a person may regress and forget the lessons they learned. But RL and fiction aren't the same. When a character has to repeat a similar outcome and lesson again and again, the stories feel pointless, and the character becomes more of a waste of time than something relatable or intriguing. FS relearning from her mistakes is really bad writing. Yes, they acknowledge how they're a work in progress, but a declaration of improvement isn't evidence of improvement, and the episode puts forth no effort in showing that, not even when FS mustered the courage to confront her harassers.

      Thirdly, it's very hypocritical. This series has a long history of both reforming and redeeming villains and antagonists, like Discord, Sunset, DT, and Starlight. What do they all have in common? Their old behavior wasn't tolerable, and they recognize it. But rather than take it all for granted, they tried to improve and become better people. This song literally handwaves it all as a waste of time, and that it was bad for the show and reformed bad guys to self-improve, a complete contradiction of what FIM preaches.
    2. Apply this to a real-life context. Liking someone in spite of their flaws is a very reasonable message. But the song literally treats their flaws as part of who they are and what makes special as people. That's not a good message to teach. Acknowledging your flaws is fine, but how do you go about an improve it? By recognizing it and making sure you correct them. Individual flaws make or break friendships or relationships.

      To take it from a personal note, I used "objectively" and "factually" way too often in the previous years to the point where I used them more as reactionary buzzwords than concrete conclusions from presented evidence. Not to mention episodes I once wrote off as objectively terrible or bad (or vice-versa)…well, some of that has changed, like Bats! (from calling it good or average initially to borderline-awful), Equestria Games (from declaring it as one of the ten worst of the series then to being poor to mediocre now), Flight to the Finish (from calling it not good initially to being one of S4's big three), or even Stranger Than Fan Fiction (from calling one of S6's worst to one of the better episodes that season). Why? Because I gain more knowledge and understanding of the episodes as time and crappy episodes come by, and my tastes changed as a whole. I gained a better understanding of the craft and became better as a reviewer. (A part of me cringes from how I behaved back then.) Nowadays, I use it much more rarely, only apply it when I'm absolutely sure, and try to not fuck up when using it.

      What this moral's stating in a real-life context is how self-improvement is pointless. You're flawed? Good! You're fine as is. Uh, no. "Being yourself" doesn't work that way. This lesson applies perfectly in Aladdin, because Aladdin lived a lie and deceived Jasmine, his friends, Agrabah, and himself. F&M doesn't have that leverage, because the song, its moral, and those who sing it acknowledge their flaws and don't give a shit if they try to change and become better. "Changing and becoming better" being, y'know, one of the show's most important themes.

      And how does this toxic moral apply to real life in general? Here's some examples:
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      He never tries to self-improve, but that's okay, because I like him because of that.

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      He's a complete asshole, but being an asshole is what makes him so endearing.

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      She's a reckless driver who drives 30 miles over the speed limit and never wears her seatbelt, but I lt it slide, because it's part of who she is.

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      They're very abusive to their spouses and children, but they're fine as is, because they're flaws to their personality.

      ^ The song and attached moral were teaching that slippery slope of accepting bad behavior without concentrating on its implications. It's legitimately a dangerous lesson to teach, especially to kids.
    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      You forgot to mention the biggest problem with the episode. Instead of hammering the audience over the head with that heavy-handed song for 2 whole minutes, they could've used that time to actually give the episode a proper ending. I mean seriously, the episode just leaves us hanging with an angry mob at Twilight's doorstep. Are we just supposed to assume they got bored and left or something? A better ending would've had Coconut Cream and Toola Roola come out and tell everyone in the crowd what they learned from the Friendship Journal instead of leaving us to assume they're all just a bunch of irredeemable zealots. Without that proper closure, the episode feels incomplete and it's no wonder it left such a bad taste in so many people's mouths. It's not hard to see why M.A. Larson was so upset about the episode.

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  4. Fucking disgusted. Saw a screenshot of a Twitter user celebrating the 50+ deaths in the Las Vegas terror attacks because she presumed "country music fans = Trump supporters."

    No words to fully describe the evil coming out of that tweet.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      It's ironic how the people who claim to be the most loving and tolerant tend to be the most selfish and mean-spirited ones. It just goes to show how hypocritical these self-righteous liberals are. They preach diversity and acceptance until it's inconvenient, in which case, they just act like narcissistic bullies who demand everyone to embrace their delusional worldview.

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  5. Just saw a commercial for The Emoji Movie. It feels a lot like an Inside Out parody, only with emojis and lazy writing/"humor."

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      Don't forget Wreck-It Ralph. I'm seeing an uncanny amount of similarities to that film as well.

  6. Honestly, I feel like Zootopia kinda has an unfair advantage against it coming into the Oscars (in terms of reputation, at least). Either it wins the Best Animated Feature category, only to have everybody shrug it of as just winning "because it's from Disney", or it doesn't win the award it rightfully deserves (in my humble opinion, anyway) and everybody looks down on the movie for failing to win the category everybody expected it to win "because it's from Disney".

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      That's not uncommon, unfortunately. The Oscars have a long way to go in terms of recognizing animation as a serious form of art in the world of movies. Moana not even getting nominated in the Best Original Musical category is yet another sad reminder of that.

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  7. Honestly, I feel like Zootopia kinda has an unfair advantage against it coming into the Oscars (in terms of reputation, at least). Either it wins the Best Animated Feature category, only to have everybody shrug it of as just winning "because it's from Disney", or it doesn't win the award it rightfully deserves (in my humble opinion, anyway) and everybody looks down on the movie for failing to win the category everybody expected it to win "because it's from Disney".

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      @Jokuc Well, that's just your opinion. I could go on and on about why I personally think Zootopia is better, but I'd rather just be proud of whoever wins. At the end of the day, there's no denying that 2016 had a lot of great animated films and they all deserve recognition.

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  8. Sports allow you to be a part of something, to succeed--at least, vicariously. That's why athletes play their hearts (and bodies) out, and why fans are so passionate about their team.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      That's worth saving as a text file on my computer.

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  9. Who's seeing Zootopia as it premieres tonight? I know I am!

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      I just saw the first showing of Zootopia in theaters tonight, and let me say, it deserves every ounce of hype and praise it's gotten! You know it's great when you're left stunned and speachless long after it's over like you've gotten off of a great roller coaster ride!

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  10. A lot of Bronies like to gloat about MLP:FiM "not being a little girls' show", but at the end of the day, its primary intended audience is still little girls. Stop fighting the wrong battles, people!

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      You're spot-on! I'm sick and tired of people calling it an "all-ages, gender-neutral, family-oriented show". How about they just accept that it's primarily targeted towards young girls, but also has good values that all people can relate to?

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  11. Anytime I try to make any level of sense into EQG's worldbuilding and use of magic, the worse this spinoff becomes. Seriously, this objectively terrible spinoff is just BROKEN. D:

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      You can say that again. It turned a staple of the franchise into a deus ex machina cop-out.

       

      ...And don't even get me started on how Sunset Shimmer was able to find the Element of Magic, activate it, and successfully use it without needing the other five Elements of Harmony.

       

      The whole movie makes no sense!

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  12. It's a little sad that Larson's original script for MMC was severely cut. In it, Twilight truly earned her status as alicorn princess. :(

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      I still don't like the concept. Celestia still comes off as a manipulative control freak, Twilight's friends are still shoved out of the spotlight, and it still gives the implication that what you are isn't good enough and that you have to physically change who you are in order to "fulfill your destiny" (whatever that means).

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  13. What happened to the Alicorn Twilight Sparkle Discussion section in Show Discussion? I was going to start a topic there, only to realize it's gone.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      Either way, it's still a lot harder to find those threads now.

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  14. What happened to the Alicorn Twilight Sparkle Discussion section in Show Discussion? I was going to start a topic there, only to realize it's gone.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      Why, though? It's not like Twilicorn is any less of a problem now than it used to be. Oh wait, That's right. They've apparently done such a good job with Twilicorn that nobody could possibly raise any legitimate criticisms anymore, right? Clearly people like me are just a bunch of whining change-hating crybabies that need to get with the times! I almost forgot! Good thing the moderators fixed that problem by eradicating the best place for Twilicorn naysayers to speak up!

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  15. It seems The Brony Notion was spot on with his theory on Diamod Tiara and Silver Spoon.

  16. "Grow a thicker skin" is another way of saying, "It's your fault for being upset/hurt." It's victim-blaming at its core, and it's disgusting.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      Reminds me of those jerks who say nonsense like "Bullying is a good thing because it teaches people to toughen up." It's completely false and encourages insulting rather than constructive criticism.

  17. I can't feel proud of Twilight for ascending because everything went so quick and Celestia used a reborn kingdom as a pawn to foreshadow it. Conversely, I feel so proud of the CMCs for getting their marks because they had to figure it all out all by themselves, did it with a fluent pace, and affected others' lives for the better.

  18. Don't you hate when somebody qoutes a post you made before you realize there was an error in it, meaning that said error is forever immortalized in someone else's post?

  19. Protip: If you have to use a slur or stereotype to make a point, then it's less about the point and group you're stereotyping or demeaning and more about yourself as a bigot.

  20. Protip: If you have to use a slur or stereotype to make a point, then it's less about the point and group you're stereotyping or demeaning and more about yourself as a bigot.

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      Are you passive-aggressively calling me a "bigot", Dark Qiviut?

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  21. Should we have an episode about AJ's parents before the show ends?

    1. Dolphanatic

      Dolphanatic

      As long as the writers aren't too blatant about it and try to hammer it in so hard that it becomes a plot hole, I think it would make an excellent episode. At the very least, it would do a much better job at telling a moral about dealing with the loss of a loved one than Tanks for the Memories ever could.

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