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  1. -Nobody-
    Why is everyone getting so offended over this? It isn't that bad and graphic, it's probably on the same level as Metalocalypse, or lower.
     
    Personally I laughed at how Fluttershy was the one who put up the best fight against Pinkie.
  2. -Nobody-
    >At Walmart shopping for pony toys
    >As usual
    >See another brony in the pink aisle
    >Female
    >Blonde
    >A solid 10 years old
    >About to greet her from behind with surprise hugs
    >Notice she just picked up the last Fluttershy
    >Nope
    >Try to nab the box from her
    >She's too strong
    >Starts calling out for her mom
    >Plastic slipping from my grasp
    >Prick her with the point of my Pinkie Pie pony pin
    >She drops the toy and runs off screaming
    >This is what victory looks like
    >A crying infant with an overpriced pin stuck in her arm
    >Forget store Manager and 3 Security guards were following me the entire time
    >Manager tries to grab Fluttershy
    >Knocks my fedora to the ground
    >Brohoof him in the face
    >Assertive as buck
    >Make a dash for the exit
    >ha ha lol dash
    >Security guards block my path
    >Gotta detour down the pasta aisle
    >No, my IQ of 177 tells me that would be too predictable
    >Take the freezer aisle instead
    >20% cooler xD
     
    >Met with a phalanx of beanbag guns
    >SWAT Team arrived in ten seconds flat
    >They open fire with rubber bullets
    >My fursuit absorbs most of the impact
    >Security is fast approaching my flank
    >lol flenk LOLOLO
    >Flutterrage mode: engaged
    >Hold aloft the lifesize cardboard cutout of my OC
    >SWAT is blinded by the colour scheme
    >Scream my mighty battlecry as I charge
    "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY"
    >They fire blindly, tazers deflected by my aegis of originality
    >I lose my trilby in the barrage
    >Plough through the ranks of haters
    >What remains is a heap of sobbing, confused men
    >Hop like Pinkie to checkout
    >Clerk is cowering behind cash register
    >Cute
    >reminds me of Fluttershy
    >who I place on the counter
    >pull out my wallet (pic related)
    >It's empty
    >Spent all my cash the wallet
    >Can't afford toy
    >Leave Store without buying anything
     
    How embarrassing.
     

  3. -Nobody-
    I liked what I saw.
    PS4 looks like it has a lot better graphics.
    CoD Ghosts looks interesting, but I'll probably get it on PS3 or 360.
    Backwards compatibility sucks, but I have an old 360, so whatever.
    FIFA sucks, but Madden 25 should be good on the new system.
    Halo Series should be awesome.
    NFL integration. I'd want one just for this.
     
    I'll probably get it unless it's super high priced.
     
     
    Also, everyone needs to quit being so butthurt about it.
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