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"Oh come on Boomy, Kobolds aren't nearly that bad. Yes, they are good hunters, but not that good. And have you met a kobold? Just say something like 'LOOK! Shiny!' and they immediately start searching for the shiny. Learned that from experience. Goblins on the other hand, that's where you should be careful." Pinoak floats up a paint kit and starts to paint the waterfall carving on his wagon. "But you are right about setting some kind of perimeter. I can help cast some illusions on the traps to hide them better when I'm finished painting here." (OOC: @@Revolver Bobcat, I thought it would be pretty funny to point out a weak race, with another race that are pretty much the same as Kobolds, the Goblin!)

"This is beautiful." Pinoak parks his wagon near the waters edge. He sits on the top of the wagon, looking out at the waterfall. "Time for a new carving." The unicorn hops down from the wagon and walks into his wagon. Moments later, he comes out carrying various wood carving tools and paints. " If anypony needs a place to sleep, I can make room in my wagon. Might be a bit safer." Pinoak looks all over his wagon, and finds a spot that does not have a carving on it, and starts engraving it.

I actually prefer the look of iron rather than diamond or gold. But when it comes to shoes, gotta give my love to the butter boots.

When someone with a zipped bag ( lunchbox, backpack, etc) leave the room, I turn their bags inside out and zip it back up closed. I also make non-stop puns. If someone asks me for a dollar or something, I immediately ask them if they have dollar I can have.

Pinoak catches the bag with his magic and opens it. "Errm... not seeing much. Just some snacks, a bestiary, some rope, nothing out of the ordi-" Pinoak picks out the book and drops the bag. "It's a bestiary!" Pinoak floats the dragons beside him and sticks his nose into the book, flipping the pages fervently. "Umm.. El Ponycabra, Steve Magnet, vamponies and wereponies, werezebras, golems, beholders, ummm...... AHA! I think I found it!" Pinoak runs between ponies pointing out a picture of the beast that they had just slain. "It's this, the..." Pinoak stops running about and stares at the book, moving it towards and away from his face. "Well, I don't know what it is. Almost all of the words are crossed off. Crossed off to the point where I can't read anything. The only words I can make out are 'egg', 'scale', and 'danger'. All of which are clearly pointed out by our encounter with it." He flips through a couple more pages. "The following page is also crossed off except the words, 'It's here, I shall be overtaken' which are right above the words, 'needs more information'." Pinoak looks to the group, "Does somepony else want to take a look at it to see what they can decipher?"

"Lright, I'm fine, Featherstone seems to be a bit hurt, and the rest of us are rattled. We now probably know what happened to the pony from the other day. My suggestion is that we get Feather patched up and onto my wagon. Can't have you putting weight onto that leg. Then we should head to the falls and get ourselves cleaned up." Pinoak looks at his body, with bits of of monster and scales. "Eugh, that was disgusting!" He shivers and starts examining the egg. "This egg is nothing ,like I've seen before. It isn't draconic nor is it from the El Ponycabra." Pinoak continues to list off various creatures under hi breath. "Sorry, I got nothing."

"Oh dear god!" Pinoak jumps down as Dralstor flies over to the beast, blasting it with a small fireball. "Through the fire and the flames I'll follow through!" Pinoak screams as he bucks the beast away from Azura. His horn flashes yellow as a silver dragon marionette appears in front of the beast. It opens it mouth and lets loose another fireball, just grazing the monster's coat. Both dragons float over to stand between The party and the beast, occasionally loosing their fire breath if the beast get to close. "Azura, first, are you physically alright? Second, I've heard stories of all sorts of manner of beasts, but I don't think I've heard mention of something like this. What is it? Is it a new type of timberwolf? Or is it a baby El Ponycabra?" (OOC: @, I think I have it now, thanks!.)

@Orieann Calling after Steel, "DRALSTOR ISN"T A DOLL!!!" Now more to himself as he pulls out a downtrodden Dralstor, "He's a marionette.." @Azura Now looking at Azura, "Are you getting the feeling that he's going to do more stuff like that? And if that's not Zecora's house, I'll have to take your word for it. I'm still fairly new around these parts." @Revolver Booster Pinoak gives him a curious stare, "Oook then Boomy." Pinoak now looks at the rest of the group. "If you guys want to catch up to him, hop onto my wagon, I'm pretty sure I can give her enough juice to speed right up to him." (OOC: How do you mention somepony in a post? I can't seem to get it right.)

@Oireann "I'm not sure if that's the best plan right now Steel." Pinoak puts a hoof over his eyes to get a better look. "For all we know, it could be the home of the zebra, Zecora. Let's wait a bit until we can actually see what it is. If it's her home, we'll be fine. If it's dangerous, I have a feeling we can take care of it." @Revolver Bobcat Pinoak looks towards the crazed brown pony. "I see that we have a new companion. Might I ask your name? As well as how you've become so familiar with these woods? As for my name, I'm Pinoak Strunghoof, a traveling puppeteer and story collector."

@RoseLaFlesh "Well, now is a perfect time to learn one! This is one that I learned from a friend of mine named Gobo." Pinoak floats a tennis racket and pretends to strum it like a guitar, and somehow, guitar music starts playing. "Every day the world begins again, Sunny skies or rain, Come and follow me Every sunrise shows me more and more, So much to explore Come and follow me." The unicorn hops down from the wagon and pushes between Azure and Feather, and starts singing again, "Every morning, every day Every evening, calling me away." He trots over to another group of ponies, "While the sun goes 'round I'll still be found, Following the sound, Something's calling me." Pinoak playfully bumps into Honey Seed. "When the world goes drifting back to bed, Memories in my head, wonders follow me" Pinoak hops back up into his seat on the wagon. "Every morning, every day Every evening calling me away." The music comes to a close as the tennis racket gets put back into the wagon. Pinoak looks around at the group. "Who has the next song?" (OOC: I had to type this up on my nook, so I'll edit the post when I get home. Fixed! Also, that song is "Follow Me" from Fraggle Rock, sung by Uncle Traveling Matt and Gobo Fraggle. God do I love that show.)

Lol! I like the pun. And Garbelcoptors? Are you crazy ?! Mmm..... Not feeling Captin K'Nexus. If it were a pirate puppet, then I would totally go for it.

Riku, first and second time and Maleficent in her dragon form from Kingdom Hearts one. Riku for the first time made me quit for about a month, then Maleficent in dragon form made me quit for about two, and Riku for the second time made me rage quit for two+ years before I finally beat it. I could not beat him at all. I tried repeatedly, grinded my characters, tried to get the best equipment, but to no avail. Then the final time I tried, I beat him on the third try and finished the game within two hours. It was ridiculous.

I need help naming my newest puppet made out of K*NEX. I'm trying to make a pun of K*NEX for her name, but I'm running into a naming block. Right now, her name is Kayla Ness, but I am also thinking of Nexxie or something. Suggestions? A pic of the puppet: Me dancing with the puppet: (Little blurry due to phone camera.)

I hit you with beanie baggies.

"Other than my mother? Not really." Pinoak interrupted from a top of his moving wagon, laughing. Pinoak looks up towards the sun, "I'd say we have about two or three more hours of traveling. So lets keep going and set up camp later." He pauses for a moment, then asks the group, "Does anypony know a good traveling song? You know, to help pass the time as we travel."

"If that's the case, why don't I just grab my wagon and whoever doesn't own a tent can crash in it. It shouldn't really be a problem. I plenty of supplies in there and we can use it to lug stuff around." Pinoak grabs the sheet and scribbles his name down. He looks to the rest of the ponies. "Um.. before we head out, might I ask everpony's names? I have Mrs. Featherstone and Azura, but not the rest." Giving it another pause, "How about I start." Pinoak looks down for a moment, then quickly brings his head up. "Hello everypony! My name is Pinoak Stringhoof. I'm a traveling puppeteer and story teller." A mediums sized bronze dragon marionette floats up beside him, "And this is my good dragon marionette friend, Dralthor." A burst of fire comes out of the mouth of the dragon and it waves hello.

Pinoak starts rummaging through his saddle bag. "I do believe I have everything. Spare fishing line, blank journal, pens and ink, dowel rods, hot glue gun, small hammer and nails, barrel of monkeys, a deck of cards, and a sewing kit. I think I'm set." Pinoak starts to trot out the door when he stops and whips his head around. "How could I forget?!" His horn glows as a metallic, bronze, dragon marionette floats beside him. "Something to light a fire!" The dragon's mouth opens up and spouts a bit of fire. "You could end up being pretty useful." Pinoak locks the door, checks to see if the wagon's parking brakes are on, and starts trotting over to the wagon hall. After a few minutes of walking, he spots a red and black maned pony with purple glasses, and walks over to stand beside him. "Are you here for the town meeting too?"

I hit you with CARTOON PHYSICS!

I hit you upside the head with a Snowlth.

I brush it aside and hit you with mouth wash.

I cobbler you with cherries!

"Just one more finishing touch aaaaannnd....." Thump "What was that?" Pinoak puts down the puppet he was working on and rubs his eyes. "Did somebody put a poster on my wagon?" Pinoak looks towards the door. "I really hope somepony didn't poster my wagon again." He stands up and starts walking towards the door. "Last time somepony postered it, the glue ruined some of the paint on it with the glue, the time before that, the ENTIRE wagon was covered, and before that....." Pinoak trots out of his wagon, still complaining about posters on his wagon, when he bumps into into a frantic, orange, red and white pony. "I'm sorry miss, didn't see you there. Might I ask you wha-" "Here," The mare forces a poster into Pinoak's hooves. "I'm going to need all the help I can get. Please come to the meeting on the poster!" And with that, she takes off running towards a group of ponies, forcing more posters into their hooves. "Well that was interesting." Pinoak walks around the side of his wagon, and spots a lone poster. "IS that?" He takes a closer look at the poster, then looks at the poster in his hooves. "Oh come on!!!" Pinoak pulls down the poster on his wagon, and starts trotting in the direction of the meeting place. "There better be a good reason for postering my wagon..."

I hit you with a donkey hat!

I hit you with a bobble head.