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    Wal-Mart
    Pepsi
    Coke
    Starbucks
    AT&T
    Verizon
    JP Morgan and Chase
    Volts Wagon
    BBC
    Channel 4
    UK Government
    Toyota
    Tesco
    iTV
    Heinz
    Volvo
    Aviva
    The Guardian
    McDonalds
    Lloyds Bank
    Johnson & Johnson
    Marks & Spencer
                                                                                    If you believe in free speech, please spread this list and cease supporting these companies.
     
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    The following is a video of a grown man performing an experiment most of us would have done in elementary school...... The one where you crush cereal, and take a magnet to it to prove it has iron.
     

     
    But thats not all he does.... no, he does his best to convince the viewers that this is somehow a bad thing.
     
    So firstly what exactly is iron?...... Iron is a element metal. Its dark grey in color, and is magnetic. It also reacts with oxygen very easily to form rust. Iron is found in many things around you, from the nails and screws holding your house together, to many foods (including many cereals.).
     
    So is iron bad for you?..... No. In fact iron is vital for you to live. It has a few uses in your body, but the most important function of iron is that your body uses iron to make Hemoglobin, a molecule found in red blood cells. This hemoglobin carries Oxygen to all tissues of your body, and without it you would die. But you already know this... its taught as early as grade school, and covered in depth in human biology in high school. So lets get to the itty gritty of his case.
     
    HIs main claim is that "Wheaties contains shards of metal in it".... Is this claim remotely true? Lets find out.
     
    https://www.caloriecount.com/calories-wheaties-i132636
     
    From the nutritional information listed, Wheaties has 45% of a humans guidelines daily value for iron (based of 2000 Kcal diet). A serving is 3/4 of a cup.
     
    http://www.netrition.com/rdi_page.html
    For a 2000 Kcal diet, 100% daily value of iron is 18 milligrams. 45% of 18 = 8.1.
     
    A single 3/4 cup serving of Wheaties contains 8.1 MILLIGRAMS of iron.... or less than 1/100 the mass of a standard paperclip. Now if you look closely when he does the close-up of the magnet with Wheaties on it, you cant see any visible metal. To actually see the iron in your cereal do this experiment: Take 1 serving of Wheaties, put it in a gallon sized Ziploc bag and fill it with water. Let it set for a few hours. Take a strong magnet, and place it on top of the bag.... The iron will collect around the magnet, and it will become visible. So his claim is only half right..... There is metal in Wheaties.... But the particles are so small no reasonable person would call them "shards" , and the amount so minute that it is absolutely harmless. The iron is meant to be there because it is an important nutrient.
     
    In conclusion: Wheaties is good, Fear mongering is bad, and the man in the video is a scientific idiot.
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    So I was going to Walmart, to buy me a quick bite to eat...... I came out 1 hour later with $15 in Lego.... And no food XD
     

     
    Halfway through my building of the sets, im eating ramen from my cupboard, and just realised I had forgotten to buy food at Walmart.... XD where was my head tonight?
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    So in the latest episode the creators of TTG! has shit out, its pretty much a PSA to the haters. With a rating trap name, and laden with passive aggressiveness towards viewers, "The Return of Slade" is probably the worst cartoon episode of 2015. So i took the liberty of checking the ratings of 4 popular cartoons (2 older and 2 newer): Teen Titans, Fosters Home for Imaginary Freinds, Stephen Universe and My Little Pony Friendship is magic.
    All ratings are out of 10
    TeenTitans Go!: IMDB- 5.3 Tv.com-4.3
    Teen Titans: IMDB-7.4 Tv.com- 8.8
    Fosters Home: IMDB- 7.9 Tv.com-8.9
    Stephen Universe: IMDB: 7.9 Tv.com-8.4
    MLP Fim: IMDB: 7.8 Tv.com-8.6
     
    As you can see, the 4 quality shows that put in efforts are miles ahead of Teen Titans Go! in ratings.
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    I was driving back to my hotel after work. I took my exit, and was right behind a blue Fiat... I saw it run over something, so I swerved to miss it, and right as I pass it I slam on my brakes....
     

     
    Meet tank. After recovering him from the road, I took him into my hotel room.... Luckily he is a tough son of a gun.... Run over, and not a scratch on him..... I plan on taking great care of him. ;D
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    This top 5 will center around those groups hated for seemingly no reason, or reasons that are stupid, non-nonsensical, or Silly.
     
    5: Feminists... The hate for this group stems from the obnoxious, and bigoted feminazis, which make up a very small percentage of feminists, the implication being that all feminists act like the feminazis, which is just not true.
     
    4: Police... With the recent uproar in police killing unarmed people, and with some police officers being racist, and profiling blacks and latinos, many people are distrusting the police..... But again, its not all or even most cops that are like this..... Police protect us.
     
    3: Homosexuals:... Society (especially those on the religions side of things) see homosexuals as immoral.... for what reasons?..... usually the bible, or god forbids it...... Complete BS.
     
    2: Atheists:.... Apparently Christians believe atheism is a synonym for satanism.... Nuff said.
     
    1: Minorities:.... From African Americans, to Latinos, the Minorities are by far the most hated groups of people in america. They are falsely represented based off only a few of their kind, stereotypes are made, and they are hated simply for not being white.....
     
    I hope this gave some of you a little insight.... Night.
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    Hello my beautiful people!
     
    As you may know literally everything everyone is doing is coming under fire from some part of society. Some of these things are understandable and warranted such as rape, or slander. But other things are just completely harmless. Join me as i list 5 harmless things that are demonized by some part of society.
     
    5: Watching Pornography.
     
    Ahh porn.... The "bad" thing everybody is quick to hate on, but looking into their browsing history would reveal a different story. Everyone watches porn at some point, and some more than others. But why is it bad?... simply put its not. Its a normal act, that may have some benefits as well. Some researchers state that watching porn can increase a mans sex drive, which in turn means he will have more sex. More sex= better mental health, prostate health, and heart health. So watch your porn without shame my friends.
     
    4; Violent video games/movies.
     
    Its amazing how many people think that violence in our media cause violence in our youths. studies done by psychologists are biased and are based off children as young as 18 months old. I just dont buy it. A famous study done by Phillip Zimbardo has children watching a person on TV hitting a doll, the children who viewed the clip hit the doll.... duh?... Of course its gonna hit the doll, its a freaking doll... kids hit everything!!!.... .Moving on...
     
    3: Gay Marriage
     
    Ive ranted about this subject on the forums many time already... so i will spare you that.
     
    2: Using bad words.
     
    Warning: The following spoiler contains language some might find offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.
    Those who actually opened the spoiler, did you experience earthquakes, floods, bodily harm in any way?.... nope. Thanks for proving my point, i guess i didnt need the disclaimer after-all.
     
    Finally hitting number 1..... Drum roll please'
     

     
     
    1: Defying gender rolls.
     
    Every culture thats ever lived has had a gender rolls system..... there's guy thing, and girl things, and you should stay within your crayola marks. Hint: ITs COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!
     
    Gender rolls are imaginary, and are used as a way of sexism, primarily by males on females, but males feel its icy sting as well (bronies)...
     
     
    So what are your thoughts regarding the topic?
     
    Thanks for reading!
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    5: Sandwitch.
     
    Ahh the humble sandwich. a conveniently portable quick meal. Endless possibilities.
     
    4: Frozen Burritos
     
    Fairly cheap, and delicious.
     
    3: Pizza
     
    Need to feed a few friends and yourself?... Just order pizza. Most likely your buds will help you foot the bill to so win-win.
     
    2: Instant noodles
     
    Whether its easy mac, or Ramen, its literally your cheapest option, and its not half bad. They are easy to make too. A nice little budget stretcher.
     
    1: Sushi
     
    The college era led me to discover the joys of sushi. It not terribly cheap, but find the right restaurant and its worth it. Every once in a while i go treat myself to some, and it never disappoints!!!... its always good to have something to look foreward too.
     
     
    So what are some foods your grateful for?
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    in 2015 a sequel will be released for Five Nights at Freddy's. So far we have no details other than all our animatronic friends will be joining us in the sequel.
     
    I would like to share what i would personally like to see as a sequel.
     
    Basic Story: Five Nights at Freddy's finally closed it doors at the end of the year. The building was condemned, but before that could happen, a fan of the restaurant bought the 4 animatronics, and made a museum dedicated to Freddy's Pizzeria. And guess who he gets to guard the place.... you guessed it, our hero from the first title gets roped in for another security job.... Are the animatronics still bad shit crazy, evil and demented?... You bet your ass they are!
     
    Gameplay style: Id like to see a more task oriented game play, and being able to move around from room to room. Tasks could include fire up the furnace, and other little things his boss might need him to do, but with a twist... he still has to survive the robots.
     
    So what are your sequel ideas?.. id love to hear them!
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    >Cue creepy ass music<
     
    I will start off by saying this game is not for the faint of heart. Please do not play this game if your prone to seizures, are pregnant, have any major heart problems, have a weak heart/stomach, or a short bladder, because this game contains loud noises, flashing lights, and lots and lots of jump scares.
     
    If you are well and brave enough to play this game i have some recommendations to optimize your gaming experience. Play at night, in a dark room. Have a fan lightly blow air over your face and wear headphones at max volume.
     
    The basic story: You are newly employed at Freddy Fazbears Pizza, as their new night shift security guard. Your job is to ensure the safety of the anamatronic dolls, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie Bunny, Chica Chicken, and Foxy. As well as the safety of the establishment. As you have guessed, its basically chucky chesses.
    However its the not the safety of the dolls, nor the business you should be worried about....
     
    Gameplay: You are set to one location in the building, the Office, and cannot move from that room. You must rely on the security cams, hallways lights, and magnetic doors to prevent you from being captured by the psychotic Animatronics.
     
    "Ok so just keep the doors closed at all times scrub"
     
    NOOOO!..... No. You have a set amount of power, displayed as a power percentage, and doors absorb a ton of power. Using the lights and camera, and even just sitting their uses some power. The goal here is to balance your power usage with survival. You must last six hours (About ten minutes in real life time) each night on this limited power supply,and if you do run outs its an instant game over.... and when you lose in this game, youll know it, TRUST ME!.
     
    Each animatronic has their own behaviors that i will discuss in my next blog.
     
    My rating you ask?.... i give it a 9/10.
     
    ALthough the gameplay is actually pretty simple, the story, and the general creepiness makes it seem much less simple, and makes for a truly awesome game.
     
    Thanks for watching, and see you next time!!
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    Ok guys well.... It happened.... I'm moving out of my parents house in pursuance of furthering my college education.
     
    I leave tommarrow, at 5:00 sharp on the road from Tonkawa Oklahoma, to Okmulgee Oklahoma.
     
    It will be the first time living out of my parents care, ever. Ain't gonna lie, I'm scared, excited, and nervous all at the same time. My life is finally starting to move foreward.
     

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    Every single popularity blog in a nut shell:
     
    "Popularity means nothing, and it's scooper immature to think it makes you better than others."
     
    While I believe the above, IM TIRED OF READING BLOGS ABOOT IT!!!!
     
    NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE WRITING A BLOG ABOOT POPULARITY, JUST LINK IT TO THIS BLOG, IT WILL HAVE THE SAME EXACT EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    ok back to your regularly scheduled programming!
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    Name:'Maud Pie
    Age: (early to late 20s)
    Occupation: Rocktologist
    Pets: I have a pet rock. His name is Boulder.
    Favorite Music: Rock music.
    Favorite Movie: Rocky Balboa
    Hobbies: I look at rocks.
    Favorite Cartoon: The Flinstones
    Favorite Celebrity: Dwayne The Rock Johnson
    Favorite Book: Stone Soup
    If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?: Castle Rock Colorado
    Favorite intimate saying: Rock me Baby
    .....
     
     
    Yeah I'm sooo sick of rock puns nao XD
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    1: Cell for cell, there are more non-human cells in our body than human ones. This is mainly because the colonies of E. coli bacteria helping us digest our food in our intestines and Bowles.
     
    2: you can tell if a women is faking it in bed by looking at her thighs. If they are red, she's not faking!!!
     
    3: Their are more human deaths per year caused by insect bites, than the number of deaths caused by snakes/large predators per year combined.
     
    4: Missionary is NOT the natural human sex position. We are built to do it doggy style. TAKE THAT CHRISTIANITY!!!!
     
    5: Coconut crabs as well as most crustaceans have indeterminate growth. This means they can grow to be as big as their environment allows.... They also do not age like most other species do.... Which means than in theory a crab can grow to be bigger than a cruise ship!!!
     
    6: It is a state law in Nebraska, that you cannot go whale fishing. ... Really Nebraska?....
     
    7: it is normal to see women's panties in vending machines in japan. Used of course.
     
    8: Margarine labeled as 0% trans fat is a lie. It's actually close to 100%.
     
    9: Your mattress will double its weight in 10 years. This added weight is due to dust, and dead bed bugs..... Gross right?
     
    10: Men are genetically wired to be attracted to their mothers. This is a primitive trait that helped keep populations up during hard times, although it has not apparent use now, and will probably be weeded out of our genetic code with the next couple million years.
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    Ok folks...... She found out I watch MLP.....ok no prob.... She found out I had sex. Ok again, NO problem.....She found out I smoke.... ok NOW we have a problem...... Its only a matter of time before she discovers every time I bake brownies and don't share, they are for me and my friends, and they have weed in them. Its only a matter of time before she discovers I get some weird old guy to buy me beer, and drink every sunday night...... or that I cut..... My image as the perfect A/B student, that is the only somewhat normal child out of 4 is quickly diminishing before my very eyes. In fact in reality im the wildest and least normal of my siblings...... And because of my little sister...... my parents are slowly figuring that out.... DAMN!!!!!!\
     
    What do you all think?
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    Recently stress has me down, and I have been indulging in an old habit.... cutting myself..... Im not depressed or Emo, so haters don't even start. I just really enjoy the feeling of pain. Its relaxing to me....... Do you, MLP brony forums community, think im weird for this?..... Cause I really want to know if its normal to enjoy pain.....Nothing online ive read helps me understand my liking for it...... Help a brotha out?
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    10: The price of depends
    9: Kids on their lawn
    8: The music of today
    7: Their short bladders
    6: Each other
    5: Delinquents
    4: Missing the Early Bird Special
    3: Expired coupons
    2: Loud People
     
    And finally.... wothput delay...... ResistenceXD0001 gives you......
    The NUMBER ONE thing that annoys old people!!!
     
    1:
     
     
    Stay tuned for more Top Tens
     
    Oh and if you have an idea for a Top Ten, PM me, and it may make it into meh blog lolz
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    Through my 20 years of life, people have said thousands of things to me, maybe even millions. But ten things stand out among all the rest. The 10 things that people have said to me, that pissed me off the most. Get ready, and prepare yourself for the anger show lolz.
     
    10: "Women are Objects" ----- Very old memory, of my best friends fathers favorite drunken slur.
    9: "When it comes down to it, your worthless trash" --- In a fight. I ended up kicking his ass after me said this.
    8: "Only gay guys watch MLP" --- Intolerant punk from another forum
    7: "Gays shouldn't marry, because the bible says they are wrong."----- A priest in my old church. When he said that, i left the christian faith.
    6: "Animals don't have feelings." ------ I dont remember who said this, but it made me MAD!!!
    5: "If something cant protect itself, then it deserves to die." --- Abortion argument none-the-less
    4: "I'm superior." ----- Same guy from # 9.
    3: "I'm right because i'm more intelligent than you." ------ My teacher made a glaring mathematical mistake, and refused to see it. I later showed it to another teacher who proceeded to explain to him.
    2: "The only reason women exist is to make babies, and serve men." ------- A player from my old school used to say this all the time. No wonder he never could get a dedicated GF.
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    1: " Only the rich deserve to live. Poor people are stupid, lazy, and incompetent." ----- A republican Senator said this to me. I had won a lunch with him, and i was sharing my ideas for the homeless problems with him. When he said this i took my tea, tossed it on him and left the restaurant. I just cant stand ignorant people.......
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    Yay.... Im back, rip roaring and ready to go.... and with a new top ten!!!
     
    10: Choosing where to eat.
    9: Chores/ Work
    8: Alcohol / drugs
    7: Leaving the toilet seat up (Seriously?)
    6: A child's homework
    5: Leaving 2 kids in a car, on a 5 hour roadtrip and only bring one toy.
    4: Video Games
    3: Sports
    2: ITS A TIE!!!!...... Money AND Politics
     
    and finally..... the number one thing.... that starts arguments.....
     
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE........
     
     
     
     
     
    1: Religion
     
    Religion starts more arguments all over the world daily than all the other in this top ten COMBINED!!!.......
     
     
    This top ten was created using polls and other general data collected over the internet, and does not contain any personal bias of my own...... Disclaimer
     
     
    Stay tuned for more top-tens..... PM me, if you would like to see a specific Top Ten, and i may just make it happen LOLZ
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    1: Pick their ass/crotch
    2: Smell their own armpits
    3: Sing while listening to their MP3 players
    4: Make loud obnoxious sounds at their friends stupidity
    5: Spank each other (yeah im talking to you sports people)
    6: Getting fresh with their GF
    7: Fart/Burp contests
    8: Cosplay
    9: Hit each other in the nuts
    10: Play MMO RPGs on their laptops (especially at a fast food place)
     
    I am guilty of a couple of these.... Basically i made this one to appease the girls offended by my last top 10 .... NOW STOP CALLING ME SEXIST LOLZ
     
    Please stay tuned for more Top Tens
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    1: Im just too tired...
    2: Im not mad at you, im mad at the situation
    3: ** Ignores you **
    4: Have fun sleeping on the couch 2nite.
    5: Is that all you ever think about?
    6: So.... who is she?
    7: You did WHAT?!?!
    8: I TOLD you so
    9: Leave me alone
    10: My mother was right about you.....
     
    Am i right or am i right fellas!!!!.
     
    Stay tuned for more top-ten with Resistence
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