Lunatic

but magic can do wonderfull things to you. a pokemon? we do not see how we would look like one. we are trying to fight the nightmare.

no. the times when nightmare moon was in controle was a long time ago. what is wrong with magic?

u-uhm. no we are not. simple. *taps her horn.*

perhaps lowering his testostorone level would help? ohh we are a bit late for this but CONGRATULATIONS better late then never. *blushes softly* ohh my, well it sure is a nice night. we have been doing very good. lately we could have been using some more sleep but for the rest we are doing fine.

doctor, the things that come out of your friends mouth is close to hurting our ears.

well then we would just be copying their opinion.

forever is a long time. and we have learned the hard way that wont be the right solution. well for that answer you would have to look yourself. our best option? you mean opinion? we dont know spike all to well exept for that he is the helper of princess twilight.

but of course we have. we are great friends with spitfire.

ohh yes we do love cherry pie. and the shirt didnt change message. we put on a differend shirt. the other one got dirty. it was beautifull. we had a very good time. we are having a good rest during the nights.

hm. perhaps, but i do wonder what his opinion would be if it was a mare getting as many stallions as possible.

we are glad to make you happy. oh yes we do. we play tennis is our spare time. although it is not all that much. of course we did. we wouldnt miss it for the world. well of course. to both of those questions. it is not that often new creatures like yourself are discovered. and we are more then glad to invite you here. also a creature of the night always gets plus points with us. breaking hearts is awesome. we are not sure we like your friend doctor.

we would think it would be more of a curse unless those mares are ok with multiple ponies at the same time. else you'd just end up breaking their hearts.

so then why would you need multiple mares to fall in love with you?

we do not understand, what is wrong with being single and happy?

we do not think it is a good idea to see girls falling in love with you as a score system.

"it is quite allright, we are able to take care of it ourself."

luna giggles again. "ohh please mister, you dont even have a body to please me. and as for your personality, there is little that is attractive to you."

luna giggles. "ohh we sure can see him, it is not hard for as it has a mind we can see it. but we thought it might be better to let him think we didnt. as for us having any kind of sexual intercourse, that hasnt happened in over a thousand years." we do remember the last time we were drinking together like this. we have never seen starswirl come out of his shell like that.

*levitates it up and takes a sip.* well thank you, but you arent going to let us drink alone are you?

ohh no, we did not have any intercourse. we do like him but not in that way. a cider sounds refreshing. we would enjoy that.

allright! i got three new pictures to share! i drew all these pictures for friends of mine because i love them all! i hope you guys can give me some critique though.

this night sounds perfect. we have not planned something yet.

we are unsure of our sisters reasons to act like that, all we know it that it was a horrible shocking experience.

big macintosh was so kindly to show us the looks and habbits of the new ponies after our... departure... we had fun and personally.. we may have had one to many ciders when that picture was taken. well there are not a lot of options when it comes to immortal ponies... there are only a few alicorns, and one is already married. the other one would be twilight, witch would not be a good option. she is nice and friendly but way to focussed on her studies and doing everything perfect. the other one would be our sister... not that that ever stopped her. you might say that. but it is hard to fall in love when you know that your going to outlive them easely. a broken heart takes a long time to fix, we have lost a lover before and we are still not over it, we miss rosanne still every day. (GHA! i still havent watched equestria girls. i really need to get started on that. i'll respond to it some other time if you post a little reminder in a while for now. have a picture!) ....

ohh... my... we did not know this photage was leaked. we can ensure though that this relationship only lasted shortly. we and big macintosh are still friends, but no longer lovers. another special somepony? we are not sure if we like this idea..