Sepia-chan

It would be dissected and then earth would invade Equestria and drill for natural resources. We would enslave the ponies and most likely kill Celestia saying that she was a 'dictator'... Did I spoil the ending!?

Either that, or the ponies successfully spread the magic of ponies to our world and everyone and everypony lives happily ever after.

Yeah, I realized it would be too difficult to write it in the first paragraph. Then it was changed to your averedge everyday HIE story. (In third person, past tense, and 1500 - 3000 words.)