Mand'alor Dash

Are you starting this party without me?

I'm going old school here. Long ago, there was a time when singers actually had to be good to sell records. No safety nets like autotune, no dance remixes, just pure talent.

Back then, we didn't have hacks like David Guetta, Nicki Minaj, or Glee. Back then, we had Dino.

Dearest Equestrians, today I present you with a riddle.

What is the difference between a pony and a parasprite?

The answer is simple. A pony builds, a parasprite asks, 'Where's my share?' A pony creates, a parasprite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A pony invents, a parasprite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the hooves of Celestia...'

As it is with all of life's problems, FOE has the answer.

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