Starshine

If she's real, she would be too swamped with Bronies to properly lick you. And even if she did, good chance some rabid Luna lovers would put a price on your head

Oh you Good night then. Sweet dreams, Key Gear! *waves ...now where did I put that tiara

Next time... Assault him with licks to the noggin Party! Zoop's paying for the drinks! There will be no end, for the darkness is eternal Cuz you keep repeating that mantra in your sleeps :v Speaking of which... Is it okay for you to stay up this late?

...that ruffian! 20 bits says that Evilshy would be the first to return his affection. I dare not to claim the throne, not even a tiniest part of it. No, I would rather serve. To stand at your gates, my sword drawn, ready to fend of the heroes of the light. To be your spear when the time is ripe for your campaign to end all hope. To be the one who would take your pizza orders every Saturday night for your weekly Dark Heresy session. Two large Meat Lovers and a medium Hawaiian, and three Shamrock Shakes. Got it.

What is this? Where am I? Who am I? What do I want? Where am I going in my live? Where did I go wrong? What did I do, or didn't do? Can I fix it? Is it too late? Who are you? Why are you... talking to me? Can you tell me who I am? Where are you going? What if... it is all but a dream? I don't have a tv, and I already swore that my computer would always be off as soon as the clock tick to 8 P.M., so when I couldn't sleep I always end up staring at the ceiling while my mind drones on like it's The Shining. Twas a fun time.

I'm supposed to be sleeping right now The tabloid... You mean Dawn Rider isn't actually hitting on Evilshy? But you're supposed to be with Zoop... You're the chosen one. It was said that you would destroy the light, not join it. Bringing the power back to the darkness throne, not leave it in harmony.

...I'm sure this is actually the first time ever in the wide world of the internet that someone wrote over 600 words of short essay of explanation on how he was depicted licking a stallion. Oh Akita, you sleazy stallion. You clearly stepped closer to Key Gear to be licked better, so you're still at fault here. On the art itself, it's perfect. You did a damn good job portraying a sleep-deprived mare. Tho I still don't understand how could a pony carry a cup of coffee that way while walking to deliver it.

But... isn't CD supposed to be Feld0's husbando, and not you? Feld0 is the one who have to match avatar with CD, or... You're leaving Zoop, aren't ya ;-;

Equestrian Girls is best girls Okay... You got me there :x Oh gosh I want to see her with my own two eyes Also, why the avatar change?

Just finished watching the entirety of cinematics in Warcraft 3... Wow, that game is fucking dark. Too bad the current writers in WoW loves happy ending a bit too much. Hahah yeah. It can be weird at times

Freakin' good music, this one right here

This one? This one was made by Zoop about a year ago

Really? The pic changes when you refreshed the page Other than the times it publicly mocks me and my post, rather doubt it can be funny

I would love to see this staring at me when I wake up at the morning

Winterglade opened the door of her room before craned her head to Keystone. "Nah. Better use the bits for your own dinner. I still have more than enough lying around. Just chill!" She said in a cheery tone. "Come on! The owner of the cafe is a nice mare, and by Celestia her milkshakes are the best in Equestria. Your room is unlocked, you can jump from there if you want." Without further ado she trotted into her room, snatched a small bag of bits, and jumped over her window to the balcony. Her room was quite a mess, but she decided to tidy it later on. Perched on the railing, she sighed in relief. The faint, sweet aroma of caramel could be sniffed from the air. She drifted slowly from her apartment to the entrance of the White Lilies cafe, the place where she had bought most of her meals for the last few months. When the mare trotted into the cafe, she noted that it was rather desolate, which was weird for a lunch time. She took a table near the window and called a nearby waitress. "Excuse me! Two pancakes and a vanilla milkshake, please!"

Shoot... Welp, at least you can still rocket punch a random grunt from the skylines

A friendly tip: stay the hell away from the internet before finishing it

Good morning my fellow petite equines Aw... But I kinda expecting a huge-ass quotefest from you Welp, I guess there is always next time, right? Also... You know... I would be totally happy if someone was actually angry enough to write a short essay on how I suck Well... We are yet to see any ponified Sentinel from the Matrix

So far Luminescence had been returning back the affection, and it filled Summerfall with great joy. Maybe the train ride wouldn't be so boring after all, with such a cute little filly on her side. She would do anything to keep her on the train. The filly moved to drop her saddlebag. Summerfall was to about dig out a soap from her saddlebag when Luminescence looked at her, eyes twinkled in appreciation. Summerfall sighed. She trotted and sat down right in front of the filly, a faint smile on her face. She patted the filly's head a few times. This was it, the one million bits question. While it was not exactly wrong of Luminescence to ask for such thing, Summerfall had no clear idea how to answer it. The filly had certainly spent more than enough time fending for herself, altruism from a stranger would seemed to be very unusual for her. It would be understandable if the filly had started to get suspicious on her motives. Summerfall was not the patron of kindness, answering that it was simply the right thing to do would looked pretty awkward and unconvincing, the filly might got the wrong impression. After a mere second of pondering, Summerfall decided that once again, honesty would be the best idea. She shrugged. "I have no idea." She chuckled. It seemed like she had just made a fool of herself in front of the filly. "You looked so afraid out there. It just doesn't seem to be right if I just left you there, alone and deathly afraid of something. I can help you, and I don't have anything dire or important to do, so why not?" Summerfall paused. She found herself in doubt. Why did she let Luminescence in? It was rather unusual of her just to go and help somepony in need. The question lingered, but there was no answer. "You, see, Luminescence... Sometimes we don't need any particular reason to help somepony in need. We shouldn't focus ourselves on the prospect of reward in helping others. It might sounds weird, but as long as we don't have to sacrifice much of ourselves in the process, helping others should never be not an option." She bit her lips, unsure on how to continue. She had read a lot of books, but apparently none of those reading materials ever prepared her for something like this. She was definitely not ready to take care of a foal. In her moments of doubt her eyes widened, she had forgotten to introduce herself. "I'm terribly sorry for not introducing myself when you did. I guess I was too preoccupied with my thoughts. My name is Summerfall. You can call me Summer if you want. Either way is fine." She stood up looked around her room. The lamp was still turned off, her book was still on where she left it, and the door was still locked. She smiled and fished out a bar of soap from her saddlebag and gave it to the filly. "If you don't have anymore questions, you should take a bath now. I'm sure that you will look much better after you're done." She nudged the filly to the bathroom with her snout, ushering her. "To the shower you go! We can talk more about everything later." She straighten her neck upward and tapped her chin. She wasn't sure about this, but decided to give it a shoot anyway. "Do you need me to help you to bathe?" She asked softly.

Shiny you so classy Just managed complete my 7th pony IDW comic imgur album, at long last I can finally read the damn thing again Too bad I only got the Rarity microseries, the Dashie one is nowhere to be found

argh... there is no ponified mozzarella cheese Have this one instead

i myself prefer mozzarella and only mozzarella. Other kind of cheese taste weird to me :c He's been ponified since forever? Touhou chars are prone of conversion to other medium Not sure, but my best bet would be that the building was built by the Cake family and has been a bakery since the beginning

Winterglade tilted her head a little bit when Keystone told her that he would be doing work at a local lock shop. Looking back at his cutie mark, a cute keypad with wings, it should have been obvious. She was a bit saddened over the fact that Keystone was struck down with a disaster just when he arrived in the Ponyville. She shrugged a bit when the stallion looked at her with a certain comprehension when he settled deeper to his chair. At least he was enjoying himself right now, even though the chairs in the apartment were not her picking. It was used to belong to her former roommate. A Canterlot pony! That was totally unexpected. Winterglade was under an impression that everypony from Canterlot was a good-for-nothing, snobby stuck-up of an equine. Keystone seemed to be an exact opposite of that stereotype. Winterglade couldn't help but to sympathize with Keystone's decision to leave his parents. Her experiences with her family was not exactly the best of things. The stallion looked a bit sour after reminiscing about his parents. She felt bad for asking about her earlier questions. Winterglade chuckled when keystone recalled the story of his cutie mark. She imagined that it would be cute to see a colt playing around with a huge lock, only to have it fully repaired when he's done with it. It reminded her of her own father, but she pushed the memory away. It was unfortunate that Keystone decided to leave the old store of his father to Ponyville. She was certain that there were much history in that store, but she could understand if Keystone wanted to start anew. "Glad to hear that you're fine with answering that much questions, Keystone" Winterglade said, smiling widely while so. She scratched her head a bit. "There have been some ponies that called me rude for wanting to know about stuffs, but sometimes I can't help it. Anyway, for myself..." She shifted for a bit to give the stallion a clearer look of her cutie mark. A cartoonishly large snow crystal with a blue circle around it. "...I'm pretty good at making snows. My entire family was pegasi, we are always excel ourselves in a certain field of weather manipulation. I guess it's in our blood." She sighed as she slumped back to her seat. "My family was quite poor. We had a cloudhouse just at the border of Manehattan. There were six of us, so it's quite crowded there. When my father found out about my cutie mark, he took me along with him to Cloudsdale Weather Factory, on which I worked all of my days stomping clouds to rough snows for everyday until I was old enough to support myself." She chuckled. The look on her father's face was quite priceless when she told her that she wanted to leave the factory. That was the last time she saw the old stallion. "After some months going around all over the place, I finally settled in this town. Just like you, I found a bill in the town hall about looking for a roommate, and here I am!" She raised her hooves in a cheer. There was a smile on her face, but there was no glimmer in her eyes. "Keystone, if you need anything, just tell me and I'll try my best to help you." The wall clock clicked, sowing that it was midday. It means only one thing to Winterglade: lunch was to be had. She jumped from her plush chair and trotted halfway to her room before turning to Keystone. "Do you want anything for the lunch? There is a cafe just under our rooms' windows, you can just fly down there and start ordering things?" She paused and tapped her chin with a hoof. "Or you can just try something in the kitchen, but I only have instant noodles in the cupboard. So, what da ya say?"