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  1. Eureka

    Ill be going now

    By Eureka,

    So, today I came home to find my mom passed out on the floor with a ton of pills and and 3 bottles of wine. She's currently in the hospital.
     
    I haven't been happy lately and I don't want to take it out on you guys. I don't really talk much here anyways.
     
    Blah blah blah I'm not gonna make this a pity party or whatever.
     
    But I hope to see you guys soon.
     
    For now, I shall be going.
     
    I'll be on as much as I can!
    Remember to fangirl over Fourtris and worship Sharpay Evans.
     
    Buh Bye.
     
    ~Tessa
  2. Eureka
    hello.
     
    I like to make the art.
     
    don't judge me.
     
    this isn't a phase, mom.
     
    it's da real me.
     
    Oh and shoutout to Dusty for telling me that you shouldn't leave pizza in th microwave for 3 minutes and that it's not good if it starts bubbling.
     
    You really have my back, man.
     
    Kay, here's my art.
     

    This one is swaggy hollaaa
     

    I don't even understand this one hollaaa
     

    Tyrande Whisperwind hollaaa
     

    Please don't ban me for this one. My art teacher said it looked like a Victoria's Secret model in a bad way hollaaaa
     

    Ouija Board hollaaa
     

    Fancy teacups hollaaa
     

    Something random I made yesterday hollaaa
     

    Faerie hollaaa
     

    I Love Lucy hollaaa
     

    The shit I make in computer graphics hollaaa
     
    http://i.imgur.com/0qAyKo1.jpg
    I can also draw on your tattoos for you.
     
    Hahaha.
     
    Haha.
     
    Ha.
     
    My brother hates me,
     
     
    That's it. Bye.
  3. Eureka
    •My name is Tessa. I haven't gone by Tess since 5th Grade so if someone other than Flutter to the Shy calls me that, I'll....compose myself before I hurt anyone
    • My dad died when I was younger
    •I have an older sister named Abby, an older step-brother named Brynn, and a younger step-sister named Harper
    •I dye my hair a lot
    •My self-esteem is lower than Justin Bieber's pants
    •Im very hideous in real life
    •I don't need no booze or drugs, I just chug my Applejuice jug
    •If you recommend me and books or bands I'll probably come after you with an axe. I'VE ALREADY WASTED ENOUGH OF MY LIFE, I DONT NEED TO WASTE ANY MORE OF IT
    •Just kidding
    •Sort of
    •I have crushes on a lot of fictional characters
    •Hayley Wlliams is a babe
    •Jena Malone is a babe
    •I really like highway overpass graffiti
    •Ive never been good at making friends
    •I'm an in-closet bisexual
    •When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band
    •Rae x Tessa 5everrrr
    •I don't know what else to put here
    •I'm a Potterhead, Tribute, Faller,Whovian, an Idiot, and a Killjoy
    •Tumblr is my life, man
    •I'm currently eating cereal in bed.
     
    I don't know what else to say
     
    So yeah.
  4. Eureka

    CATS AND APPLEJUICE

    By Eureka,

    I got another kitteh today. :3
     

     
    So kawaii, man.
     
    I think I shall name her Elyon because that is teh lovely Flutter to the Shy's name.
     
    I don't know what else to name her :3
     
    I haven't introduced her to my other kitteh (Sylvanas) (Sil-von-is) yet.
     
    Or to my dogs.
     
    Ummm yeah.
     

     
    So cuteeee
     
    I don't know what else to put here.
     
    Here is my other kitteh.
     

     
    Ummm what else.
     
    I bought apple juice today.
     
    And dyed my hair.
     
    That's it.
  6. Eureka

    Personal listy thing

    By Eureka,

    1. Any scars? - A few on my arm and one on my knee.
    2. Relationship status? - In several long distance relationships with people from Harry Potter
    3. Crush? - I'm not telling youuuu
    4. Kissed anyone? - Do my parents count?
    5. Coke or Pepsi? - Japanese soda
    6. Someone you hate? - You
    7. Best Friends?- Meh
    8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? - Nope
    9. What's your dream job? - Movie Makeup person thing
    10. Ever been in love? - Yes
    11. Last time you cried? - Yesturday
    12. Favorite Color?. Turquoise
    13. Height?- ....5'0
    14. Birthday? - April 14th
    15. Eye color? - Hazel
    16. Hair color? - My Natural hair color is a really light brown
    17. What do you love? - You
    18. Obsession? - Harry Potter
    19. If you had one wish, what would it be? - World Peace, brotha
    20. Do you love someone? - Meh
    N21. Kiss or hug? - Hug.
    22. Nicknames people call you?. Tess (I have not been called this since 5th Grade. Do not call me this or I'll hurt you.)
    23. Favorite song? - Helena by My Chemical Romance
    24. Favorite band? - My Chemical Romance and Paramore
    25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you? - Probably when my Dad died.
    26. Best thing that has ever happened to you? - You guys
    27. Something you would change about yourself? - I wish I wasn't as shy
    28. Ever dated someone? - lol nope
    29. Worst mistake? - I've hurt people
    30. Watch the movie or read the book? - Depends.
    31. Ever had a heartbreak? - Yes
    32. Favorite show? - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Gravity Falls, or Breaking Bad
    33. Best day of your life? - Probably the day I was born.
    34. Any talents? - I can draw.
    35. Do you wish you could ever start over? - Kind of
    36. Any bad habits? - I do this weird thing with my eye.
    37. Ever had a near death experience? - Numerous.
    38. Someone I can tell anything to? - Nobody.
    39. Ever lost a loved one? - Yes. My dad.
    40. Do you believe in love? - Yes.
    41. Someone you hate/Dislike? - I'd rather not say
    42. Are you okay? -
  8. Eureka
    I had a very interesting day in Language Arts...
     
    My friend and I plan on using atomic warfare to take over the world. The U.S. is going to become Land Of The Muffins because during class I drew Robbie's muffin/explosion and my friend called it a muffin and I said "NO ITS AN EXPLOSION, DUH!" (Gravity Falls humor)
     
    We did a review in class today for thesis statements and my friend (The one who wants to blow up the world with me) and I were partners for an assignment...We had to pick a topic and write a thesis statement about it O_O
     
    Topic: Atomic warfare
    -worsens global warming
    -kills people
    -solves some conflicts
    Thesis: Though atomic warfare worsens global warming and kills people, it may solve some conflicts.
     
    We're going to force Antarctica's penguins into communism.
     
    Someone else did peanut butter and theirs was "Peanut butter is delicious, but it is sticky and can cause death due to allergies." So I said to Jessica (le partner) "Atomic warfare is like peanut butter: Delicious, but potentially deadly."
     
    So now I'm doing thesis homework and I came up with a new statement.....
     
    Scented hand sanitizer may destroy brain cells, but it smells nice and kills germs. O_O
     
     
    I'm not good at this....
     
    So if you want to join our army just tell meh xD
     
    Current members:
     
    Eureka
     
    Jessica
     
    Monica
     
    NatoMann
     
    Skye Starlight
  11. Eureka
    Okai Hi
     
    Alright here it is:
     
     
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    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
     
    Mm nyaa mm naa mhmm Oooh nyaaa mm nyaaa eh ah ooh a oom nyaaa
     
    BZZZZZZZ WUUUB WUB WUB WUB WUBWUB WUB BZZZZZZ WUB WUB WUB WUB
     
    Do do do do do do do do do do
     
    WUUUUUUB BZZZ BZZ BZZ BZZZ WUUUB WUUUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
     
     
     
    NOW GUESS THE SONG. Like this is totally obvious guys.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    I'm very bored.
  12. Eureka

    Operation: Smile

    By Eureka,

    Okai Hi
     
    So I'm going away for a week on vacation to the lovely New York Adirondacks (I'm leaving on August 3rd). I'm going to a ranch that I go to every single year.
     
    It's a really nice place and their are a ton of nice people and nice staff there. Everypony pretty much knows each other.
     
    Well there is this staffer-man name John there who...uhh is very serious and stuff. So this year at the ranch I'm going to try to make him smile.
     
    That old Irish man ain't no match for me .
     
    But I really need some help on ideas.
     
    Idea number one: Sneak up behind him and start tickling him--Will probably make him angry
     
    Idea number two: Have a huge Pinkie Pie "Smile Song" flash mob--Might work but might not
    ------------------------------------------------
     
     
     
     
    I need some help .
  13. Eureka

    Angry Santa

    By Eureka,

    Okai Hi.
     
    Today I went to the pool with 3 of my cousins.
     
    I was having a splash fight with two of them in the kiddy pool. I filled a bucket with water and threw the water at one of my cousins. He moved out of the way and I splashed this huge man.
     
    He was like: "UHHH EXCUSE ME?!" and I appologized like the nice person I am.
     
     
    He was wearing a Red shirt and Green pants (Christmas colors) so now I will forever call him The Santa who had Anger Issues.
     
    He should have lightened up
     
    So when I was walking around the pool, he kept on giving me these evil looks.
     
    Now I'm afraid he's going to murder me, or something.
     
    Overall it was a good day.
  14. Eureka
    Okai Hi.
     
    So I was just derpin' around on the Internet. You know. The usual.
     
    And I decided to look up some things about the love of my life, Oliver Phelps.
     
    I have a huge crush on Oliver Phelps.
     
    So I was just checking out some things when BAM.
     
    ....I found out Oliver Phelps has a girlfriend. He has been dating her for a little over 5 years.
     
    Which means, I'll probably never be able to marry the love of my life.
     
    Then I called my best friend and told her. And then I was like: "You get the human-sized sack and I'll call the airplane."
     
    So now I'm all saddened. Who shall I fangirl over now? I'm back to fangirling over anime characters.
     

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