Castle Bleck

Roman Bo-Reigns Vs. Bork Laser at WrestleMania 31... *Expects smarks everywhere to eat the match alive.*

It's getting COLD in here, so COLD, so PUT ON all your clothes!

Pete Townshend: "YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!"

I'm a non-Belieber and proud of it.

How to develop Flash Sentry in EQG 3: reveal his "coolness" as a bad@$$ery facade, and give him subconscious performance anxiety that ends up costing him a Friendship Games event.

"I want them alive... if possible. If not... I'll understand." --Grand Admiral Thrawn

ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVIL, TRANSFORM THIS DECAYED FORM TO MUMM-RA THE EVER-LIVING!!!

Get your kicks on Nintendo 66.

"I will risk the Emperor's displeasure. However, you will not be there to see it." --Darth Vader, sick of Prince Xizor's s***

You've got mud on your face... Big disgrace... Somepony better put you back into your place.

Zecora: "I SHALL BLOW MY BUCKING TOP, SHOULD I SEE ONE MORE WORK OF MYSELF IN CLOP!!!"

*Learns Katie Cook's recent writing has failed because she's busy taking care of her new baby.* Then why doesn't she just take a vacation and/or get assistance with her writing?

Samoa Joe's going to WWE. Hopefully on NXT, where he can be himself.

Currently playing SimCity SNES. And enjoying myself more than on any recent Call Of Duty game.

Oh, God... Flash Sentry dolls...

Too... many... Idiot... Balls... in... IDW... comics. Must... talk... like... this.

Please retire, Katie Cook.

Why is best pony-human hybrid making a sexy face?

*Sees new banner.* SUNNY!!! <3

How Undertaker should've exited last year's WrestleMania:

"OOOHHH, YYYEEESSS!!!" --Paul Bearer (R.I.P.)

My Boston Terrier chews the scenery. Literally.

Where can I watch WWE NXT? I've heard all the smarks say it's the best WWE show right now.

Kurt Angle's theme song's lyrics: "YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!!"

Thank God the 2003 Daredevil movie at least had Michael Clarke Duncan and Colin Farrell.