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    2. Libra

      Libra

      Like I said,he just need a lot of help.

    3. Lunar Echo

      Lunar Echo

      Specialist help, otherwise he's a threat to his family, society and himself.

    4. Libra

      Libra

      Probably.

  1. Mr. Enter's YouTube account got terminated.

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    2. Moved to Elsewhere

      Moved to Elsewhere

      Terminate Breadwinners if you can

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Ancient civilizations invented bread and winning! That means Viacom stole both ideas! I have a case!

    4. Christmasy Britty

      Christmasy Britty

      what did this just happen thats so weird i just watched a video from him this morning that is really dumb

  2. If Hillary Clinton wins, I'm moving to Mars.

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    2. Nuke87654

      Nuke87654

      *easier to funnel*

    3. Twisted Cyclone 🚓

      Twisted Cyclone 🚓

      It's a shame. 2016 is one of the most important elections ever and we have a lot of poor candidates.

    4. Nuke87654
  3. *Reads IDW #26.* FINALLY, Twilight uses magic!

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Wrestling Fans: "FIRE RUSSO!!!" *Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!* / IDW Fans: "FIRE KATIE!!!" *Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!*

    3. Ashen Pathfinder

      Ashen Pathfinder

      Can't wait to read it when I get home. Loved the first part; been actually excited for the second. ^^

    4. Megas

      Megas

      It makes me feel really bad for AJ when I think about it. For a while the comic was penned as an Action Western starring AJ yet, she gets really overshadowed

  4. With these spiky cleats, anything is possible!

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Quote

      I'M TRYING, BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCK IN YOUR CORNEAS!

      SiX HOURS LATER

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      It's alright bodyguard. Let me just get the key from under the mat so we can get inside.

       

    3. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      What if SpongeBob knew he was the strangler all along... :confused:

    4. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

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      What if SpongeBob knew he was the strangler all along... :confused:

       

  5. Just passed out a few minutes ago, and now I'm nervous AF.

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      *Checks.*

       

      "Eeyup." -- Big Mac

    3. Photon Jet

      Photon Jet

      Oh no! Are you alright?

    4. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Called my doctor's assistant -- she recommended halving it.

  6. The more I think about it, the more I feel like having to take my original 3/5 back; Fame And Misfortune actually gets a 2/5, IMO.

     

    SenorCornholio (TV Tropes) sums it up best:

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    You know, the more I think about this episode, the worse it becomes in the long run. I could care less that this is basically a 22-minute long "Take That, Audience!" with none of the complaints addressed in the episode being valid anymore. And I could care even less that the Straw Fans are treated as unlikable jerkwads. Heck, I don't even care that this went as far away from M.A. Larson's original idea for the episode as it possibly could go. Those are all pretty awful, but the worst part of it is the treatment of the Mane Six. These are Equestria's heroes, who have saved the entire kingdom time and time again, out of the kindness of their own hearts. And what do they get for essentially showing their lessons to the world? Either dismissed (Twilight Sparkle), treated like dirt and boycotted (Rarity), continually laughed at (Pinkie Pie), harassed (Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack), or objectified (all six of them). And even ponies like Lyra and Bon-Bon, as well as Twilight's old friend Lemon Hearts, are a part of these groups. The worst part is, even after all is said and done, none of them learn their lesson at the end! I thought this was the land of Equestria, not fucking Quahog! I never expected this to be worse than Mirror Magic or 28 Pranks Later, but that's just what happens when you basically treat your series' heroes like absolute shit the entire way through! And at least those two ended on a sort-of happy note; this one "tries" to do the same by saying it'll all blow over soon, but are you really expecting me to believe that our heroes would willingly help these assholes, some of which have, in Pinkie's words, "known them for years", after all they did? This depiction actually nearly killed my enjoyment of the show in general; at this point, if I was one of the Mane Six, I would have just let the Storm King and Tempest Shadow wreck the entire kingdom.

     

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    2. Hierok

      Hierok

      That may be so, but to me it is litterly hating because it is offending me, but in fact it isn't. Just my opinion, no hard feelings. :)

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Except the guy explicitly said he didn't care about the "fandom" stuff.

       

      Just the general unpleasantness of the episode in its own right.

    4. Hierok

      Hierok

      There are many more episodes where there are unpleasantness, like this guy says 28 pranks later or the third episode against Twilight, the whole episode. :orly:

  7. Are you kidding me, WWE? Losing by distraction via Pokemon GO?

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    2. TheRockARooster

      TheRockARooster

      This company is an insult to wrestling.

    3. The Cynical Lone Wolf

      The Cynical Lone Wolf

      I prefer boxing because its at least a legit sport

    4. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      Money train.

  8. According to the latest comic preview, there's officially a Batpony kingdom somewhere.

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    2. Ashen Pathfinder

      Ashen Pathfinder

      Ah; didn't even consider them! That would be a nice callback!

      And...you're not wrong. :sunshower:

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Speaking of the Deer...

       

      Blackthorn = best Deer.

    4. Ashen Pathfinder

      Ashen Pathfinder

      That is a fact; period.

      Blackthorn is badass, Blackthorn is Bae, Blackthorn is awesome incarnate. <3

  9. Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi.

  10. Here's the traitor, Your Majesty!

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    2. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      I wonder what's for dinner... :huh:

    3. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      *is so hungry I could eat an octorok*

    4. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      *sees a purple guy fly in on his flying carpet :o *

  11. "China." -- Donald Trump

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    2. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      China is a chinese hoax.

    3. Scrubbed user
    4. Lunar Echo

      Lunar Echo

      My favourite things about China is the difference in geographical style.

  12. Laurel.

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    2. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      What about Hardy?

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Woohoo

      I was going to make that same joke but I didn't think anyone here would know who that was. :lol:

    4. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      @Woohoo @Sparklefan1234 I'm surprised no one made it much sooner. :lol:

  13. Welp, seems like Gotham's starting to derail Mr. Freeze's character.

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    2. Vulcan

      Vulcan

      True, Mister Freeze, as long as I've know him, has always been one of the more "sane" of Batman Villains...

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Also, this version looks too much like Martin Short's version of Jack Frost from The Santa Clause 3.

       

      Kind of hard to take seriously.

    4. Vulcan

      Vulcan

      What?!!! For Serious?! I don't mean to be harsh...but What are they thinking!!!

      Killing off his wife is like ripping away at his 3 dimension character and forcing him into being a one sided lunatic...There is no reason for them to do that O_O

  14. "ARE YOU A GOD?" -- Gozer

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    2. PiratePony

      PiratePony

      All right. This chick is toast!

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Ray... when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes"!

    4. PiratePony

      PiratePony

      Oh no. I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

  15. Why do so many fanfics turn Sombra into some reckless attacker instead of, you know, somepony who visibly preplanned 99% of everything out in the S3 premiere?

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    2. Nuke87654

      Nuke87654

      Aye. It's a case where his aesthetics have many fan fic writers view this stereo typical view that he's some big powerful warrior like a Tirek when he got more powerful when he's been else in how he attacks his foes.

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      @Shin Gojira,

       

      I'm sure they have some in the Roleplay World section.

    4. BoopMan

      BoopMan

      true but my idea is a little...different.

  16. ♪We're no strangers to love!♪

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    2. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      ♪You wouldn't get this from any other guy!♪

    3. Woohoo

      Woohoo

       ♪  Iiiiiiii just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

    4. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      ♪Gotta make you understand!♪

  17. This is a Status Update. But you knew that.

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    2. Sudo Krenton

      Sudo Krenton

      But status updates are fun

    3. Jeric

      Jeric

      @Sudo, those are my thoughts whenever I am hungry and not near food. :(

    4. Sudo Krenton
  18. Lava Piranha (Paper Mario 64): "BLECK HYUCK HYUCK YUCK!"

     

    Count Bleck (Super Paper Mario): "...Your imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery, muttered Count Bleck."

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    2. Libra

      Libra

      Cwnt tell is sarcasm or not.

      Man i need to sleep.

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Nope, no sarcasm.

    4. Libra
  19. Charles Manson's dead.

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Notice that I didn't include the usual "R.I.P."

       

      Was intentional.

    3. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      Why the hell did they keep him alive so long?! :wat:

    4. Libra

      Libra

      California doesnt have a death penalty.

      Nevertheless, glad hes gone. He can go like the rest of the scumbags

  20. "You're a bigot!"

    No, I'm not; you just don't like being disagreed with.

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    2. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      More context on the situation would be GREATLY appreciated.

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      @AveryGamerDude Not according to most Democrats (:lostit:), it seems.

    4. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      @A.V. Apparently Tumblr is most Democrats. :unamused:

  21. Anti-Trump protesters in a nutshell:

     

    eustace_s_ooga_booga_mask_by_strortex-d8

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    2. K.Rool Addict

      K.Rool Addict

      Wait, how is Eustace an Anti-Trump protestor? I would think he is more of a caricature of a Trump supporter, tbh :o 

      d44ac12cd6e71f050c1f8757588d6927b8cf8e6d

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Because their arguments can be summed up as "OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!"

    4. K.Rool Addict

      K.Rool Addict

      Ah.. I see >.>

      That did not occur to me ^^;

  22. My reaction to GTA V's software-download time:

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    2. Guillotines

      Guillotines

      TTYD is a classic! Really nice story and fun to play. I wouldn't recommend sticker star though...what with it being an rpg without a level up system.

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      PM = most balanced.

      TTYD = best gameplay.

      SPM = best story.

      SS = best... tacos?

    4. Guillotines

      Guillotines

      I can see that list being true. I heard sticker star starts hurting your eyes from the graphics after a while.

  23. Now I'm tempted to read Dimentio's lines in Bill Cipher's voice.

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    2. ShadOBabe

      ShadOBabe

      LOL!! That makes him 10x funnier, that’s for sure. But I always like imagining him with this wispy, eloquent kind of voice. I think it’s because in the playthrough I watched of the game, the girl playing did that kind of voice for him.

    3. ultrairongorilla

      ultrairongorilla

      I always used Vic Mignogna's voice when I read his dialogue in my head.

    4. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Frequently used Quinton Flynn's myself.

  24. ...I did it... I cleared all 4 NWC courses in Mario Maker...

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      1 and 4 were PAINFUL.

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      2 and 3 weren't so bad, though.

    4. Nuke87654

      Nuke87654

      Hmm, intresting to know

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