. eris .

I tried to read the first book and couldn't stomach it. No plot until the last third, no action, just pretentious teenagers falling in lust.

Also, the thinly veiled abusive relationships were disturbing as hell. O_O

There are many parts where Edward shows his shiny chest for no reason whatsoever. I had no idea what I was watching. Those wolvy shirtless guys, etc.

And I think we all died of laughter (inside or outside) when we heard that he sparkles.