A million dollars? Well, I'd lose my health insurance, and my bills would skyrocket, along with my taxes. Realistically, I'd probably be able to keep about 750,000 of that million. So of that 750, I'd most likely pay off my parent's house, their car, and buy a nice little dark blue Volvo for myself. I'd splurge and buy some new clothes, most likely from Talbots, which would probably bring the overall amount of money down to 600,000.
With that future money, I'd pay for my college ('cos I sure ain't qualifying for any more financial aid now), change my degree to something like accounting so I could handle the money I'd been given better. I'd give a good chunk of it to my church, probably 50K, so they could get a better sound system and it would help out our missionaries.
I'd probably have about 350K left now, and about half of that would go into stocks and the bank, for investment purposes. With the rest of the money, I'd probably go traveling, to Europe and see Ireland and France like I always wanted to.
Oh, and buy some nice pony merch with the loose change I have left over. ^^