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3. Hyrule, from Ocarina of Time. I don't know, I have so much nostalgia connected to this game, I'd love to run through the fields on Epona and shoot Poes. :3 2. Ireland. The actual place in real life. <3 1. Hogwarts. (AAAAAAHHHHH.)

0/10, nice to meet you! XD

No, your sarcasm was very subtle. In all honesty, I have already stated my opinions on homosexuals. I don't care what you do in the bedroom or who you do it with, I like people based on their personality and how they treat others. :3

Thankfully double posting rolls into the next post. xD I was wondering, @Umbreon, is there a filly spot open? Sprocket has been bouncing around my head for a while, and I was wondering if I could somehow get her in the RP to provide somewhat of a contrast for Cliff. If not, that's perfectly fine. :3 I was just wondering if I could get her out of my head.

Er, I don't personally ship humans and ponies, but I don't think there's anything against it. Hold on a second, you guys, it isn't technically bestiality. These are sentient beings with a soul, a culture, and race. It's pretty much like being in a relationship with an alien. I really wouldn't, um, go for it myself, but I do think that it's not really bestiality. *shudder* But again, that's a little uncomfortable for me to think about. I see them as cartoon characters, and a show I watch to relieve stress. Not...something to be sexually desired.

OH YEAH I TOTALLY LOVE THIS TOPIC. Prepare yourselves, for you are about to witness the ultimate villain fangirl known to mankind. 1. Judge Claude Frollo, from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. Arguably Disney's darkest and most threatening villain, Judge Claude Frollo embodies everything a villain should be - ruthless, insane, sadistic, held to a twisted set of iron-clad morals, and full of lust. His desire for the gypsy woman Esmeralda is turning his religious nature on its ear, and he blames God for not destroying her. While his insanity begins to ravage him as his burning lust for Esmeralda grows higher and higher, he delivers possibly the best Disney Villain song: Hellfire. This is not, like most Disney villain songs, a song about how evil he is. It's a song about how he's tormented by what he believes is Satan's minion, Esmeralda, and wants her to either be his mistress or burn in hell. Disney. You know, for kids! 2. The Joker and Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series. The Joker is the ultimate comic book villain, both on screen, on paper, and in our heads. He's funny, but he's also sick. His dark sense of humor makes us wonder if we're going to hell for laughing at his jokes. When he needs to be, he's sly and charming, and can play us for fools any day of the week. At the same time, he loves chaos and torture, and - like Frollo - has a sense of twisted morals in regards to his nemesis, Batman. Even at his most charming there's no sense of humanity in him, and when he turns into his overpowering monster, all of us get the chills. And then there's Harley. Oh my gosh, there's Harley. The last person in the world in need of a sidekick would be the Joker, and yet for him, it flat out works. She's just as sick, determined, humorous and obsessed as he is, and their relationship is both deranged, beautiful, and tragic at the same time. Clad in skintight leotard, she's both beautiful, incredibly dangerous, and would die for the Joker. Actually, he does try to kill her a few times. Their relationship can be picked apart and analyzed over, but I love them. They're villainous romance at it's best - dark, horrible, funny, and abusive. 3. Syndrome, from The Incredibles. He's the Joker without being fully realized. He's quite dark, and very much a little boy at heart - his whole reason for villainy stemmed from a bad experience as a little boy. But where the Joker has a sense of humor about his crimes and almost reveres Batman as being the Yin to his Yang, Syndrome is virtually humorless except when confronted with the pain and anguish of his once-icon, Mr. Incredible. He's the darkest kind of hero-fanboy, and behind that buck-toothed grin and wild orange hair, there's a little boy lurking in those baby blue eyes. That's possibly what makes him so effective - that our hero, the man we're cheering for, created his own villain. 4. Dr. Facilier, The Princess and the Frog Does he even need an introduction? Charming as the devil himself, the good Doctor can manipulate you into any corner he wants with just a wink of those purple eyes. He's dangerous when up against a wall though, and has possibly the best shadow ever put onscreen. I love how he effortlessly twists people's dreams back on themselves, truly teaching the lesson of what you want may not be what you need. While his voodoo magic is mysterious, frightening, and downright bizarre, there's no doubt that he can use you as his puppet any day of the week. 5. Vector, Despicable Me. Er, hilarious. Yes. Downright hilarious, with a perfect character design and some truly hysterical moments. He also has the added bonus of being from my second favorite animated film of all time. <3 Despicable Me is rare in that every single character design is perfect for that character and voice, and Vector is no exception. Vector is what every pimpled nerd wants to be - they want to be the richest supervillain of all time, with awesome weapons like the Squid Launcher! Oh yeah! Okay, maybe that's just me. But still, Vector is funny, determined, and above all, the geekiest supervillain you'll ever meet. Honorable Mentions: (Villains I like but can't be bothered to post pictures/explain why they're awesome.) John Silver, Treasure Planet. Ursula, The Little Mermaid. Rasputin, Anastasia. Prince Charming and the Fairy Godmother, Shrek II. Queen of Hearts, Alice in Wonderland.

Cliff suppressed a yawn - it had been a very stressful, confusing day. But that wasn't going to stop him from getting a date with a cute filly. "So tomorrow, I'll meet you in the lobby at six, all right?" He said cheerfully, and nuzzled her behind the ear, his voice low and almost a purr. "Don't forget, sweetheart." He trotted off to the pit floor, tail twitching behind him, and threw a half-closed gaze over his shoulder. "And stay out of the rain, Miss Ocean," He called. She really was adorable, he mused as he greeted the pit boss and perused the slot machines idly. It would be a fun date. She had those beautiful eyes, that were quite sharp, but softened when she smiled. He wished she would smile more often, it did wonders for her face. After a game or two, he'd go check in on Scamps. Ocean was right, leaving her alone in the hospital wouldn't be a good thing. -- {{, your post didn't fail! Here, have some flirty Cliff to make you feel better. xD}}

Cliff grinned when Ocean pulled him by the hoof into the hotel, and once he was safely inside, he heard the distant rumble of thunder. "Guess we got in just in time," He said. Up in the dark sky, he could see the neon-wearing Pegasus ponies who were arranging the clouds for a quick storm, in order to break the humidity in the air. He checked the clock on the wall. "Look, it's pretty late. Do you want to raincheck that dinner 'till tomorrow?" -- {{, fail post is fail. Dx}}

Has the world's most elaborate avatar!

The two of them strolled out onto the sidewalk, the flavorful scents of Las Haygus filling Cliff's nose. It really was quite a humid night, and it apparently started raining as well, since there were a few drops on Ocean's slender back. Automatically, Cliff brushed the droplets off her back with a wing, and glanced at the sky. "Looks like it's gonna start raining," He said with a smile. "We should hurry back." "So," Cliff asked once they were safely beneath the awning of the hotel. "What kind of spells do you work on? What kind of water spells?" He looked up at the sky. -- {{, okay. You want to handle it?}}

Despises spellcheck. :3

Has a horrible avatar. xD

Hates ninjas... (I certainly do...I just got ninja'ed. xD

Never buys tobacco. xD

Will never die of lung cancer. <3 serious pipe envy...

Hates Chrysalis. :3

Doesn't have Colgate trapped in her avatar. xD

Adorable~! 7/10!

Cliff studied her quickly - come to think of it, she did look like the kind of pony who would experiment with spells, but this slanted a whole new kind of intensity on her. She was the kind of pony who would put herself in the hospital to find the right kind of spell, just like he had put himself in the hospital multiple times to make himself a better flier. Although judging from her, she hadn't been trying to please an injured, overzealous father, she had been genuinely interested in spells. "Cool," He said, and meant it. "What kind of spell? You're the kind of unicorn who's into stuff like that?" Cliff asked, genuinely interested. He opened the hospital door for her with an exaggerated bow, and followed her out into the warm, humid night. For a desert, it was awfully damp and hot. "Sure. It's getting pretty late, we should head back." -- {{, everyone seems pretty eager to move on to the next day. Maybe we should timeskip? Or should we save it until 'tomorrow' night?}}

Cliff shook himself abruptly, the panicked shout of Scamps unsettling him more than a bit. Of course he'd come visit her, that was a given, but she seemed so...off. The Pegasus pony tossed his mane out of his eyes and folded his wings tightly against his sides, smiling tiredly at Ocean. "To be honest, I think she mistook me for somepony else," He said, trying to laugh it off. "But I think she'll be okay. I'll check in on her later tonight, if I can, and she ought to be out by tomorrow, I think. That's how long I stayed in the hospital after I've gotten my concussions." He looked at her, with those pool-blue eyes, and felt himself relax a little. "Why were you in the hospital? You don't seem much like a rough and tumble pony, sweetheart."

I GOT A NINETY SEVEN ON MY MIDTERMS. OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVA. I should go post...

@Windy Scamper He winked at her as the doctor propelled him out of the room. "'Course I care," Cliff said cheerfully, hoping to keep her sprits up. The doctor smiled forcefully at him, then shut the door in his face. The burly Pegasus rubbed his eyes with a wing, drained and tired all of a sudden, and then spotted Ocean sitting by herself on a bench outside the door. "Hey, sweetheart," Cliff grinned, his amber eyes crinkling. "Sorry to keep you waiting. I think she'll be okay, she just hit her head pretty hard."

A lobster...with a hat. 9/10. xD

8/10, cute anime girl. :3