DrSuspense

It was dark, too dark. The sky was also dark. Her car was also a darkish color. Some may call it "Dark Day". I call it "Super Dark Day". Then night came, and everyone went to bed. When everyone woke up, some horses were walking down the street. They were seven feet tall, and their name was Michael Jordan. Mikey was a ladies man. He had so much #SWAG #YOLO than any other pony. This, is the evolution. Alright, I ran out of stuff to say, so I'm going to explain three of my favorite ponies. The first one is the one with the big blue hair. She's pretty cool, but not so pretty cool. My second is the loud one that's alone and her sister is Celestia. And my last favorite is Rainbow Dash. How do I start with her? She blew off her whole dream that she has been waiting for since she was born and she just decided to throw it all away. Also, she brings it to herself that she is the superiority over every other pony. She's nothing more than an aggressive Rarity.