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Heretick-Tock

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  1. So Flooter now has my kid. We're so happy together.

  2. Tim Tebow is a total hunk.

  3. First, you must park your car.

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    2. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      Come at me bro.

    3. Heretick-Tock

      Heretick-Tock

      No, you're a little girl and little girls scare me.

    4. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      I beg your pardon. >_>

  4. Buffalo man makes my nipples hard as diamonds.

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      You sir are not alone.

  5. I feel no same. Zero. And anyone who feels betrayed by "online friends" most likely is a sad panda in real life. I have a disclaimer on my profile that says never to take anything I say literally, along with updates hinting that this was a joke. The whole fucking attitude was satirical in nature. Either way I give zero fucks what you or anyone else thinks, since I had fun with it.
  6. Anyone who doesn't listen to Lil B is evil.

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    2. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      O-okay, sure.

       

    3. Scootalove

      Scootalove

      Evil? No, I've heard of the guy.

    4. FlutterDash4072

      FlutterDash4072

      I'll just sit here and enjoy being evil then.

  7. Opiates and alcohol aren't something you kids want to deal with. Don't do drugs or drink excessively, guys. Now I have an eternal twitch in my right eye that won't quit. The worst thing is that I'm doing well and school and have absolutely no other reason to quit than for my own health. Don't worry, I'll learn one day.
  8. That feel when there's no Lil B pony OC. It's a good feel because Lil B doesn't need a pony OC.

  9. I get to go to class today after my university had a goddamn 2 hour delay which made everything harder for everyone.

    1. Misty Shadow

      Misty Shadow

      Sorry to hear that.

  10. http://www.amazon.com/The-H-P-Lovecraft-Tarot/dp/0965943380/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1390953951&sr=8-1&keywords=HP+lovecraft+tarot If any of you can afford this, I'd totally recommend it. Probably my favorite deck of all time.
  11. No, I did not get a sex change. Christ people, you should know me better than that. To all of you guys who sent me messages begging for picures, you'll all perverts. In other news:
  12. Everyone supported me! Even my family said it would be great for me to be myself! I'm sooooo happy they did!
  13. Class was weird, especially considering no one knew who I was. Recently I changed my name from Justin to Elsa and everyone just thought a new girl transferred to the class. I really didn't have any friends, but all the girls I used to know on Facebook were all demanding that they meet me. I'M GOING SHOPPING XD Oh and tons of guys were hitting on me, but none of them were cute Edit: I'll have pics up soon, I promiseeeeeeeeee!
  14. I really hope everyone reads my profile before assuming anything I say is true.

  15. The entire surgery was partially done by my aunt, who "gave" it to me as a late birthday present. In all, it was about $5,000 which was a significant discount. I was in a very, VERY special situation though.
  16. Four months, about. It's the reason why I haven't been on for about.... ever. It took about two weeks to fully recover. Thankfully the medicine helped a lot, and the doctors gave me exercises to do.
  17. ABSO-LUTELY! Give it a little time and I promise you'll see me. Unfortunately I need to find an older picture of me... because I deleted most of them because I hated how I looked XD
  18. I'm going to admit it, I'm a girl now! XD I've always felt like I was a girl. So, I am one now! Pics of new me will be coming soooooon ;D
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