Skeletor Brony

You're a head chef at 15 years old? Damn. That's a hell of an achievement.

Maybe it would be if my crew was more... Productive. Most of the time I can feel a vein in my forehead.

I actually used this line 4 days ago.

http://i.imgur.com/gbOQilf.jpg

One time when the steak I ordered was too rare I told the waiter that a decent vet would have it on it's feet within a week. He cracked up laughing, took it back and had it cooked how I ordered it, then comped me on the meal. He got an impressive tip