Seaweed-Headed Dragon

why would he....that doesn't seem that bright for someone in the army

becaude he was fat... his parents forced him to go.. while running with the granade (to have more power to trown it) he swept and felt... letting the granade go... in the air.. perpendicular to him... the moment you release the cocking handle you have 5 secs... luckily we used low power training granade (they are light blue instead of black) and they usually fail.. they are just big firecrackers

firecracker grenade sounds awesome though when ever I think grenade I think holy hand grenade :|