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Aphorism

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  1. That video was a hoot. I laughed especially hard when he (I assume it was a he) wrote "and your children will end up like this". 6 ponies, 6 elements, 6 colours. I'm sorry, but 6+6+6=18. By the way, there's a funny fundie on page 9 of the Guy plans to marry Twilight Sparkle post: http://mlpforums.com/topic/56706-guy-plans-to-marry-twilight-sparkle/page-9.
  2. Well, I'm certainly not doing any humbling. Want a muffin? I attach this adorable picture of Rarity because...who wouldn't want to look at Rarity? Welcome!
  3. *insults you* *rejects you* Just kidding. Welcome! We'll be able to enjoy the humility of Rainbow Dash together.
  4. Fancy Spike welcomes you. Here are your orders: guard Twilight pretend to be a baby and express disappointment in comical ways! Good luck!
  5. Hai! Remember to read the Egghead's Guide to Posting. -_- It doesn't exist; I just made it up. Don't let other ponies sit on you... And always keep chickens handy. Bai!
  6. *sigh* I'm not sure whether to complain about the resurrection, or to say I live in Waterloo (within Ontario). *shrugs* I feel I'm backseat modding. Oh, balls! I'm in Waterloo, Ontario. Party!
  7. I don't quite know about that. I like the show, but don't really like the fanart or anything else. I'm interested in the community, but only as so far as I can discuss the show and its themes with them.
  8. I sort of hate that label. I'd rather be called a member of the Cutesy Wootsy Putty Tat Tortoise Bunny Alligator Dog Owl Dragon Pony Unicorn Allicorn Hydra Bear Manticore Changeling Cockatrice Diamond Dog Draconequus Fruit Bat Griffon Minotaur Parasprite Phoenix Quarray Eel Sea Serpent Timberwolf Ursa Major Minor Windigo Brigade.
  9. Tsk, tsk. What are we doing here? Not posting the Welcome Song? Again? Guys! Welcome, Balloon Garden! Get busy!
  10. Tiny apples, eh? That effort will fail. She'll just eat 'em. All your work will then have been for nothing.
  11. Well...Uhm...I don't think any amount of episodes is required. You could see an image and fall in love that way. It depends. I saw one episode one day, then another the next...And Pinkie's Laughter Song got me hooked. I watched all three seasons in a week. And then...began rewatching everything. And again. Lol. Welcome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z5Ngl7AXxU
  12. You call THAT a hug? Let Pinkie show you how it's done! Now THAT's a hug!
  13. Let's ask Spike what he thinks about eating you. "Spike, what do you think?" Won't happen; you're safe.
  14. What a shame. No one posted the welcome song yet. What a terrible shame. I must right this injustice! In case of arithmetical emergencies, we provide free Pinkie legs. Because who wouldn't want Pinkie legs? Look how excited she is!
  15. Yeah, man! And some dudes like it a lot! You get me, man? Some dudes even want to do things to the show's characters that would not be appropriate to mention in this chat!
  16. This one's far cooler: 10 whole minutes. It's on the house! Welcome, Jones!
  17. Ahh! Apple Bloom is attacking! Oh, well that's nothing. Other dangers include the Prissy Ghost the Messy Ghost and the Rainblow Dry. Have fun!
  18. You're already rid of it. You're a muffin. And you know what's better than a muffin? A cupcake! Oh, wait. Don't eat the cupcakes! Pinkie welcomes you, and so do I! (And so do Fluttershy, Tank, the hummingbird, and the owl.)
  19. Well, cheer for me. Lots of control. Screaming and hollering. Oh, forget it: just follow Pinkie's tactics.
  20. I really wouldn't mind fooling around with you, but I have an exam tomorrow for which I do need to study.
  21. Tell me, my good man, from whence has this cider come? This question is of grave importance.
  22. A female? Hold on a second! Well, I hope you have a good gallop. And remember: no wings! And I certainly agree. Talent doesn't have to be media-related. I'm talented in epistemology and linguistics! They sound boring, but they really aren't. So I'm sure there's something you're not telling us. Don't worry. We'll get those talents out of ya...sooner or later.
  23. And that's how Equestria was made... Now, let me tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark. /lol
  24. Pinkie would disagree. There's no such thing as being sufficiently welcomed. P.S. Yes, I am going to watch all of these.
  25. My favorite is the gathering, and the phrase "the very air he breathes is pessimistic".
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