Glichmair

In a cabin in the hills of northern equestria sat a built brown pony hunched over a large table covered with maps of equestria, scrolls and bits of parchment. Thane Looked up from the scrolls he was studying at the sound of a letter coming through the door of his cabin. He trotted over to the door and observed the telegram. "the royal barracks call for aid hmm, I have not herd from the royal guard for a century or more. If a soul is in need of my sword I am honoured to accept their call." he threw on his manticorn fur cloak and belt and trotted slowly into his own armoury. Right at the back of the chamber of blades there layed a box. He opened the lid to reveal an elaborately designed long sword. It was gently slid into its holster on his belt. Then went forth into the snow to seek out the leader of the guard General Apollo.

"Chin up witch, you'll be fine. I feel like breaking into song about how everything will be ok in the end but.... I dout enyones in the mood." He said while chasing his tail. "Its not the end of the world. at least were not being eaten by small purple tribal ponies ay? eheh....eheh...." he whimpered shuddering as he spoke.

G was placed down next to what looked like the remains of a fire. He looked about him and to his surprise found himself high up an a tree top village. The trees seemed to be hollowed out and little huts had been made within the trunks of the trees. The small tribal ponies were putting branch after branch onto the pile next to him and set them alight to create a fire. "Are they going to eat me? Granted d probably be the most tasty of all the ponies but that's no excuse for cannibalism!! Somepony help me!! I have a phobia of heights and being eaten!!" But then, for the first time in his life. he had a plan.. Using his power of graffiti. He wrote on a stone. "S.O.S Small pigmy ponies gunna eat me! love G" And kicked it down through the trees and onto the forest floor. "someponie better find that" he groaned.

After dangling From the Tree helplessly for 20 minuets singing "I all alone, nopony here beside me..." He was now wining incessantly. "Ahh the irony! Strung up on a tree like a festive piñata... It feels like years since I've had food" he said. instantly forgetting about the blueberry muffin he had just eaten. When to his surprize he herd footsteps amongst the trees. "Ahh thank celestia, I knew you would come for me meteorite!" But instead of meteorite, a small purple pony emerged from the trees. Its flank had tribal markings on it and bones and crystals were pierced into its ears. The small pony was soon joined by other small ponies. "Hey little purple dudes...uuh.. eny chance you culd get me down from here, Al my blood is going to my horn" The small forest ponies all nodded at each other in synchronization. Before G knew it his hooves were bound and he was being carried through the forest. "ahhh!" G screamed "I don't like to be ponie handled! KAAKAAWW, KAAKAAW!" He shouted incessantly, to no prevail.

The forest was quiet and still. He began to sing as he walked "Don't you, step on ma blue swade hooves! you can do anything but lay off of my blue swade hooves!" suddenly he stopped in his tracks, before his very eyes was a freshly baked blueberry muffin in the middle of a clearing. He was about to pounce on it and devour the tasty morsel but he stopped himself. "why would anyone put a blueberry muffin in the middle of the forest......if not for ...a trap!!!. but then again who would waste a perfectly good muffin on a trap, that's madness! he said to himself "ahh my noggin hurts! need food!" he wined. Without thinking, he took a massive bite. next thing he new he was upside down hanging from a rope tied round a tree, connected to a pulley system. "...pony feathers" He said as he dangled from the branches. "its always you isent it G, the question is, who set this trap, more importantly why aren't I finishing this muffin!" he said, ramming the rest of the muffin into his gob.

I thought that id have a go at drawing Luna in sort of a graphic stile with more wafty wings and gnarly mane and tail (not to mention belly button!) and I hope you guys like it. constructive criticism and all feedback is appreciated

"Naa worry yourself, I've got your back bro. there's nothing in those woods we can't handle" *bro hoof. G limbered up and started trotting on the spot. if we ever need help from another the signal is KAAKAWWWW!. alright? he said as he trotted towards the vast expanse of trees and foliage. "Naa worry yourself, I've got your back bro. there's nothing in those woods we can't handle" *bro hoof. G limbered up and started trotting on the spot. if we ever need help from another the signal is KAAKAWWWW!. alright? he said as he trotted towards the vast expanse of trees and foliage.

G tested out his healed horn by focusing his energy on a tree. turning it multy culoured ,with spots and stripes of red and green ccovering the expanse of the trunk with the words `G WAS HERE` "well angel went with hot head into that shrine looking thing and witch and your SSP went into that forest there. what do you want to do??" he said as he finished pimping up a boulder.

G took a bite of his peace of the acclaimed 'healing' apple. As he chewed he felt a strange tingling and a throbbing warmth cover his body and sure enough, his horn sprouted from his head once more "wooow, check my horn meteorite its bran spanking new. He waved his horn around, jumping up and down like a filly in sugar cube corner. Ahh now that im in my prime once again. were is every pony? hmmm well since evrypony else has gone adventuring how bout we go trot about meteorite??" @meteorite,

"Well now that you mention it i may have a few coggs lose. I act ......and then i think. I recon my brain is so slow that my body gets impatient and goes first. i talked to durpy, she says she has the same thing sometimes. it can't be that uncommon." He gave a loud yelp as pain surged through his forehead. "does anyone know many healing spells he groaned. He looked up at the sky. "Hey listen up you spicy meat a ball!!! whatever your doing with us i doubt celestia would approve of this madness! (Mabie celestia was his special some pony... awwwwwwwwwww........ but i still got beef!!) "you better show yourself sooner or later!! his head still surging with pain. he trotted in circles digging his hoofs into the ground once more.

"Ahh my horn!!" He whimpered lightly prodding the stump were his horn previously was. "its not like i need that horn.. that horn i use to do magic! he almost served me up at a bar and grill.... well technicly i ran into the wall of flame... but... that's besides the point... IF I HAD A POINT THAT IS!!". he poked the pointess stump once again. His lip quivered and rolled onto his back.

Just an idea for a gamer pony with mystical 8-bit powers. I need to develop the characters backstory a little but I hope you like what you see.

G reared back and narrowed his eyes. "whatever you've done to my friends your gonna pay! you may think your big with your firey voodoo, burning and ponyknapping like you own the place. show your ugly snout so that i can buck it. hotthead!!! He dugg at the ground with his hooves and ran at the wall of flame, to no prevail. As he hit the wall a surge of heat swept over his body and his horn had broken off on impact. He curled up on the floor in pain.

G turned over in the bail of hay he had somehow fallen asleep in " *snore.....blueberry waffles... *snore". He opened his eyes and stretched "what i miss?" he groaned. As he looked up at the hill were his friends were sat, he noticed something. He looked closer and gasped "sweet celestia save us all.." The hill was a blaze will some sort of giant rock with red smoke pouring off it, was dug into the hillside. "The others are having a flaming hill fiesta without inviting me? ponies these days.." He sprinted up the hill, leapt from the remains of a burnt cart and into the flames. He found himself encased in a circle of flames. "oohh nice one G, maybe next time think twice before leaping into a demonic ring of fire. Im feeling dread deep in my dreads!!" he thought. As the flames grew ever higher.