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Ruddboy Olaf

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Everything posted by Ruddboy Olaf

  1. "In a world where guys without machetes suddenly have machetes and pole dancers materialize submachine guns from burlap sacks, you got to be."
  2. "Sweet Jesus. What was that? I feel like I'm in a Macbeth play for nine-year-olds."
  3. "Mitchell, wasn't it crazy when that man hit you with a crowbar? How abouts you go hunt him down and hit him with your crowbar, Mitchell? Your character's name is Mitchell by the way, Private Dirtbag."
  4. "Growing up, I spent HOURS of my life stomping............................................................"
  5. "So you spent a shit load of money on a chalice you can eat cereal out of, but you won't bail us out by paying the mob?"
  6. "Then go back to your "bike", and slam your head against the wall some more." "Sounds like a classic alright, and I do so enjoy classics."
  7. "An entirely gold bathroom sounds like something out of Austin Powers."
  8. "I am the sauce boss, the boss of the sauce, and you will yield."
  9. "It looks like he took this guy's balls or something, this is really horrible."
  10. "If you're gonna tell me that changing the color of the sky constitutes a totally new and original race track, then I suppose you won't mind taking a sip of my new: Yellow Water."
  11. "You thought Luigi was Brutus' friend...? He doesn't have any friends... and neither do you."
  12. "Waltuh, here's what you're going to do. You're gonna throw that pizza in the garbage, and then you're gonna set fire to the person that made it."
  13. "It's probably got ketchup on there, too. Yup, that's ketchup..."
  14. "This isn't shitty Division, where you're shooting the same dude on the side of the road who's a bullet sponge."
  15. "That game's for babies, and we're clearly not babies. We're adults now." "I get it. You're still going to Hell!"
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