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Ruddboy Olaf

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  1. Most definitely. I blew up a friggin planet. Do you think any of the bosses from Dark Souls are sexy?
  2. TFW when you realize you just got a job at McDonalds.
  3. If life was beautiful, people wouldn't have invented ways to escape it.
  4. Look up a picture of Andy Dick, and ask yourself "which pony does this guy look like?"
  5. Obviously, I can't name every fish in the ocean, I'd be typing all day, and I need my hands for oven mitt fires. But I can name a few. You got your snarks, those things will tear through your goat. You got algaemanofish, they often eat your mayornaise. Jojceesmonkies are like the face of the ocean and often have hostile relationships with geels. Swahili Mailman O' Andrew Dice Clay, now that's a mouthful. Cornyjibs are full of protein and probably the most common fish in the ocean. Freemusketeerbars have this long and thin nose they use to barbecue with. You can catch Bearombalambas near the deepest trench. Asshoals are the second most common, and you can find people fishing for them all the time. Where did Peter Piper pick his pack of piccolos?
  6. Soratalu - A schedule of rates on a farmstead. Tiototikallanderson
  7. My Hero Academia. "That's like if you open up the Legend of Zelda and inside is like Miyamoto's birth certificate or something. It's like who fucking cares?" Is that from Markiplier? I know he says "goody goody gumdrops" sometimes.
  8. Exactly what it says on the tin.
  9. Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead The lighting has a love/hate relationship with Rusty Nail.
  10. Yuck. The fur of a cotton candy bear. (The bear isn't made of cotton candy.)
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