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Yamato

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  1. There is a motherfucking motorcycle parked in my motherfucking room.

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    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      It's really pissin' me off.

    3. Grand_Finale

      Grand_Finale

      Drive that fucker outta there

       

    4. Yamato

      Yamato

      It's not mine. I don't have the key to it.

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      My bud watched this in full screen yesterday and I walked up behind him and went: "Ah, I see you are watching this in full screen at night... I, also, like to live dangerously..."

    1. Skeletor Brony
    2. Twilight Circuits

      Twilight Circuits

      hmmmm. customers also viewed Toilet Paper, Envision, Jumbo, 2Ply, PK8

      Toilet Paper, Envision, Jumbo, 2Ply, PK8

       

      Brand:

      GEORGIA PACIFIC

       

      Grainger Item #:

      1PHJ2

       

      Price:

      $63.00

       

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      @Jappleack

      You bet your ass it is...

       

      @TwilightCircuits

      Yeah, what's up with that? XD

  2. ... The hell are you smoking? I might want some of that... I see answers man, they're right there. Plain as fuckin' day. MAGIC. There's no fuckin' rhyme or reason as to how shit get's passed down because it's FUCKIN' MAGIC. That's what we've been saying all along. If that don't fly with you, then I don't know what kind of answers you're looking for. Forty-fucking-two. How's that for an answer?
  3. Hello Darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again...

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Is this month the month of Simon and Garfunkel? My lord. Everyone is quoting them this month.

  4. Motherfuckin' magic, man... We don't even have to go into a lengthy discussion on double recessive genes and such when the answer is sitting right in front of us. It be what it be, homies.
  5. If I gave a fuck about all the things people wanted me to give a fuck about, I wouldn't have any fucks left to give. Therefore I only give fucks about things I want to give fucks about, which just so happens to be nothing. See, it works itself out in a weird sort of way...

  6. I like to keep this handy... for close encounters. http://goo.gl/1g3WOf

  7. Happiness is a quarter of a million Chevettes.

  8. Whenever I see an animal attempting to cross the road I run over it with gusto, because I know that when I do I am providing dinner for a redneck family of four.

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Nope. Jesus was a humanitarian.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      I'm Jesus. Of course, you knew that from the beginning.

    4. Mephala

      Mephala

      Indeed, Jappleack, I was speaking to Our saviour Himself, not thee.

  9. I need a yarmulke...

  10. JESUS H. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK TO THE POLICE PISTOLS SHOOT IN GTA V? MOTHERFUCKING NUCLEAR WARHEADS? IF I GET ONE-SHOT ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD...

    1. Hyper Tumble

      Hyper Tumble

      The cops in that game are like Robo cop, holy shit.

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Relentless, single-minded, and totally OP...

  11. "You have made 3 of 3 display name changes since 21 Sep 2013. You are permitted to make 3 changes in a 30 day period." IT'S BEEN 30 FUCKING DAYS YOU FUCKING TWAT.

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      It has 3 minutes left!

  12. Look what you've done. You've made that poor toaster cry.

    1. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      ^_^

      Hehe...poor toaster.

    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      What about the Egg-Roll?

  13. Tip it on back, make it feel good. Sip a little more than you know you should.

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      Aw snap. Gettin' country up in this shit.

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