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  1. Yamato
    There's plenty of time between kicks in which the gunman could pop a cap in his ass.
  2. Yamato
    He's still got one in the chamber...
  3. Yamato
    FUCKIN'NINJA SHIT GOIN' ON UP IN HERE.
  4. Yamato

    That was the single most abruptly ending film I have ever seen...

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Freeze frames are the best endings.

    3. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      Well, that explains it.

      The French can't do anything right. Except wine, maybe.

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Yeah, whine.

  5. Yamato

    My chemistry professor told me to write a three page report on acid. I tried, but I only got half a sentence down before the floor melted and my paper turned into a dragon.

    1. Mr Underhill

      Mr Underhill

      LOLZ!

  6. Yamato

    What is she even talking about? ...lol I'm not in this class...

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      That awkward moment when you get up and leave in the middle of a class.

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      I'm not gonna leave. Imma stay right here.

    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      And sip from this juice box. *Sip*

  7. Yamato

    WAZZUP?!

  8. Yamato

    Roll that beautiful bean footage!

  9. Yamato
    10/10 Look at that poor old woman. Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly...
  10. Yamato

    ELLESSDEEEEEE!

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    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      I was running out of options, dude. I didn't want to have to resort to nuclear deterrence. One Cold War is enough.

       

    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      The voice, man. I must get rid of it.

  11. Yamato

    "This Corrosion" is very unfitting music to be listening to whilst writing a lab report.

  12. Yamato

    Let's watch, oh, I don't know... How's about Evil Dead 2?

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    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      I will watch that shit right now! Where is it?

    3. Orablanco Account

      Orablanco Account

      How bout some electro?

       

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      JA is here to provide. And eat fucking apples!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=orrua_iEJw4

  13. Yamato
    I work at the DMV. I got some good ones. Alright, so I'm helpin' this dude register his new car and due to a small miscalculation, the total ends up $12 higher than I initially told him. This man flips shit and refuses to pay the $12. So I go grab my boss and we explain to him that one way or another, he's going to pay the $12. My boss says to this guy "Now he [me] made a small mistake. We all make mistakes from time to time." and this fucker straight up says "I ain't never made a mistake. Twenty three years in the Marines, if I made a mistake, people died." My reply to this was simply "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Christ. I didn't recognize you." This resulted in much laughter from my boss and most of the other customers. He got really pissed after that though... It was funny as hell. Here's another one. So a few months ago someone ran their Ford Taurus through the front of the building next door to our office (we use that building for storage). A few people came in while the car was still hanging out the front of the building and without fail, all of them asked "Did someone run into the building next door?" To which I replied "No, we just opened it up for parking." It doesn't really help that the DMV is in that part of town, but I swear, people lose twenty IQ points as soon as they step through the door.
  14. Yamato

    Kinda wishin' this song was applicable to me right now...

  15. Yamato

    For the first time ever, I'm actually being challenged academically...

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    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Never before have I actually had to TRY to pass a class. I don't like trying!

    3. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Which class is this?

    4. Yamato

      Yamato

      Differential and Integral Calculus is the one I'm having difficulty in. I'm not sure if it's just because I don't care enough or because I actually don't get it. :/

  16. Yamato

    I woke last night to the sound of thunder. How far off, I sat and wondered. Started humming a song from 1962, ain't it funny how the night moves when you just don't seem to have as much to lose? Strange how the night moves with autumn closing in...

  17. Yamato

    And now for your daily dose of the eighties... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWbMJOIkUk

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      huuunnngh! The nostalgia!

      http://wtfbot.net/pix/1683.gif

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      //derpy.me/DanceDanceRobolution

       

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      http://images.wikia.com/mlpfanart/images/8/8a/Pinkie_Pie_and_Fluttershy_look_applemov.gif
  18. Yamato

    Dude, am I, like, the only one who's noticed that Rainbow Dash's eye is all jacked up in the background?

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      I hope someone important reads this status. You know, to tell it like it BE. n' stuff. See, if I were in charge of the background, there would be a Chevette in there as well and it definitely would NOT be fucked up, yo.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      For cereal, bro. We ain't kitten around when it comes to backgrounds. You can't just have a Rainbow Dash chinchillin' there with a jacked up eye! Nothing of the sort would happen under our close, somewhat invasive supervision.

    4. Bojo

      Bojo

      Nope, you're not the only one...

  19. Yamato

    Fuck your pizza! Fuck everything it stands for!

  20. Yamato

    Is that Sweetie Belle playing Dance Dance Revolution with... ROBOCOP?!

  21. Yamato

    "What kind of guy am I? I'm the kind of guy who goes out and buys a 10 lb. sledgehammer for 'home defense'."

    1. NothingIsEverything

      NothingIsEverything

      So you would be Alex Mason? :3

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Yes, but without all the numbers.

  22. Yamato

    sus.

  23. Yamato

    That moment when you're being tailgated by a Kenworth going 70.

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  24. Yamato

    Hey, what the hell happened to my about me stuff? It was there,now it's not!

    1. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      The third law of thermodynamics stole it.

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Well doesn't that just take the biscuit!

    3. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      Don't upset yourself old chap-it's all theoretical, you know?

  25. Yamato

    The first law of thermodynamics: there is no free lunch.

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    2. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      What about if the lunch was a cold sandwich? No thermodynamics to get in the way then.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      There's always thermodynamic shtuff goin' on. Especially with lunches.

    4. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      Sorry for your trouble Harry. Tell you what-If you ever find yourself around my neck of the woods, stop in for a free lunch.

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