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  1. Yamato

    My 1988 HP 20S is the greatest calculator of all time.

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Alright then. I was about to say that I've been to Muskogee. And I am quite damn aware that tornadoes go to oklahoma for vacation.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      My hometown goes by the name of Moore, bro.

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Well, my VILLAGE is La Valle.

  2. Yamato

    Alright, so I'm a "party pony" now... I'LL GRAB THE KEG!

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      With 4 kegs? You're damn right it did.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      There woulda been six, but they looked so tempting just sitting there in my passenger seat...

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      And that, kids... is how Harry lost his booze virginity. Two kegs at once, too. XD

  3. Yamato

    OH MY GOD. What the hell happened while I was gone?!

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Chris Tucker = New theme

      Plaid shirt guy = Old Theme

      https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&ved=0CEEQtwIwAg&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-NS1XIjllc&ei=1OlNUqjkKInWqAHK-IBQ&usg=AFQjCNGjQVxlpIK8WlP_YWRNxdlfmeQBdA&bvm=bv.53537100,d.aWM

    2. ProjectRKA

      ProjectRKA

      Anniversary.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/i-have-no-memory-of-this-place-gandalf-gif.gif
  4. Yamato

    I myself was not too fond of EQG's ending, and I know of others who share the same opinion. Fortunately, I know how to fix it. Simply remove the movie's original ending and replace it with the ending to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Alright, I've got to get back to Equestria... Remember:

      http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-50e2b8d966240.gif

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Exactly! See, would it not be excellent?

    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      It would be totally bodacious, dude. *Air Guitar*

  5. Yamato

    How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

  6. Yamato

    Well, wouldya look at that, Tom Clancy died. Huh...

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      You didn't see the 40 status updates about it? Yeah, though. Some damn good books by that man.

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Son, unlike you, I do not live on these forums. I miss things from time to time.

    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      I do not live on these forums. I am making up for the 6 months of absence.

  7. Yamato

    Where I'm from, we just kinda take it for granted that we have to rebuild half the city every 5 years or so.

  8. Yamato

    That moment when you really want to post a seething, soul demolishing comment, decide you shouldn't because that wouldn't be right, remember that you don't give a fuck about morality or ethics, nearly do it anyway, but then realize that you'd probably get in some serious shit if you did and therefore refrain from doing so.

    1. Hyper Tumble

      Hyper Tumble

      shoutout to second guessing yourself.

  9. Yamato
    XD WHY?! That's fucking fantastic, but WHY?! What is the purpose for it's existence?! Thank you for the lulz. They're much appreciated.
  10. Yamato

    "It's like Lenin said..." "I am the Walrus?"

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    2. Orablanco Account

      Orablanco Account

      You're out of your element!

    3. Mr Underhill

      Mr Underhill

      Coo Coo ketchew!

    4. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      See how they run like pigs from a gun.

  11. Yamato

    Don't mind me, I'm just over here doing the Charleston...

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Don't mind me either, I'm just here doing the cabbage patch.

  12. Yamato

    Pick a number, any number.

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Extra cream, mate? And in a small classical-looking glass when you could just get a giant cup of it?

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      You betcha!

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Here you go. http://www.drinkinginamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/TheDude_WhiteRussian.jpg

      This turned into a white russian conversation... HQ, Mission accomplished.

  13. Yamato
    I can't be worried about that shit, life goes on, man... Look at you. Your thinking is way too uptight. You're giving too much of a fuck about not giving a fuck. If you're not careful, you might get a coffee cup thrown at your head by some reactionary or have a marmot dropped in your bathtub by nihilists.
  14. Yamato
    Like, I don't care, man...
  15. Yamato

    Oi, can anyone spot me a fiver?

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      Go for it, driver. I'd be much obliged.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      It's actin all retardified. Here's the link, you try it.

       

      http://dudeism.com/little-lebowski-certificate-generator/

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      I can't get it to work either. It's agitated at the moment.

  16. Yamato
    Simon and the Funk are pretty groovy. I usually prefer music that's a little faster paced than theirs, but I can definitely chill to them from time to time.
  17. Yamato

    Thank you, Congress, for your continual effort to be complete dumbasses.

  18. Yamato

    Well fuck... There it is...

  19. Yamato

    Five minutes...

  20. Yamato

    And we're down to the thirty minute mark... Goddamnit Congress.

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    2. Hyper Tumble

      Hyper Tumble

      welp, I'm done.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      Well, if that's the case, then everyone's been screwed for a pretty long time now.

    4. Skye Starlight

      Skye Starlight

      Yeah... Maybe we shouldn't have given the US so much power. Whatever they do, everyone else must react accordingly. Or maybe we just pretend they're the most influential country and go about our business as we always do.

  21. Yamato

    Well Congress, you've got an hour and a half to sort your shit out. Best of luck to you dumbasses.

    1. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      Amen.

  22. Yamato

    What have I done today? Just sat and watched the jets fly over...

  23. Yamato

    It seems like weird shit goes down here every Monday...

    1. ~Silver Essence~

      ~Silver Essence~

      Like?

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Well, if I remember right, the "Gary incident" occurred on a Monday, and there's been some weird shit goin' down today that I'm not completely privy to...

      Mondays are the day, man... I'm tellin' ya.

    3. ~Silver Essence~

      ~Silver Essence~

      I feel ya, try wednsday, I swear it's just my bad or unlucky day all the time. X/

  24. Yamato
    ... without clicking on this link.
  25. Yamato

    2009 VW Golf GTI for $13k... Tempting...

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