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  1. Yamato

    There is a feeling which persists in English pubs that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do. It is by eating sandwiches in pubs at Saturday lunchtime that the British people seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been.

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Know that I think about it, you're right. I applaud you, good sir, for bringing this to light.

  2. Yamato

    Yes. http://cbskfrog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/hot-tub.jpg?w=620

  3. Yamato

    Here in the Deep South, we don't believe in civil rights, only civil lefts.

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  5. Yamato
    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
  6. Yamato
    I can take out a 3/4 lb cheeseburger, a side of french fries, and the accompanying drink in under three minutes, if that answers your question.
  7. Yamato

    "Oh, it's 8:30, I'll just sleep for another two hours." *wakes up at 1:00 PM*

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      Welcome to my world. Except without that "I'll just sleep for another two hours." thing. Where I'm from we just don't care. The funny thing is you still woke up before I did.

  8. Yamato

    But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be...

  9. Yamato

    I think it may be time to start considering a new vehicle, but my truck's all like

    1. Orablanco Account

      Orablanco Account

      Ha.

  10. Yamato

    Well, truck's in the shop... *cries softly*

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Don't worry, bud. She's gonna get through this... *Pats back*

  11. Yamato

    Hasta la pasta, people. You can bet your fine china I'll be back on here tomorrow.

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      Tim McGraw is Strawberry Shortcake.

    3. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Until the pasta?

    4. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Very well.

  12. Yamato

    Dammit Donny! Will you stop blocking my cursor?!

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      Shut the fuck up Donny!

  13. Yamato

    *presses button labeled "GIVE ME PONIES!"* *smiles* "Yes... YES! This is grand!

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Their hands are sticky when they're on the web. huhuhuhuhuh...

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      *chirp* *chirp*

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      I'll be here all week! Please wait until after the show to get autographs.

  14. Yamato

    It's times like these that just make me want to burn down a Jesuit mission...

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  16. Yamato

    There is no reason that a 44.5 megabyte download should take 30 minutes. But with the magical properties of my computer, it sure as hell does!

  17. Yamato

    I forgot that I changed my phone's background to this really dramatic picture of Ronald Reagan... XD

  18. Yamato

    Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day, and tell the world that everything's okay. But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back, 'til things are brighter, I'm the Man in Black.

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      Johnny Cash, eh Johnny?

  19. Yamato

    My phone is screwin' up hardcore right now. I'm having to decode every status update I attempt to read. It's a simple letter shift, but it's annoying as hell...

    1. Shiki

      Shiki

      It's overheating. Throw it into a puddle to keep it cool.

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      *puddle catches on fire*

      DEAR GOD!

  20. Yamato

    We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh 'bout a mile outta shaky town. I says " Big Ben this here's Rubber Duck , and I'm about to put the hammer down.

    1. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Convoy?

    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      Yep.

    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      hmm... Haven't heard that opening tune for a long time.

  21. Yamato

    I'm a ramblin' man...

    1. Hyper Tumble

      Hyper Tumble

      and that ever gonna change,

      I got a gypsy soul to blame and I was born for leaving.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      I've been down the Mississippi, down through New Orleans, yes, I have. I've played in California, there ain't too much I haven't seen, no, there ain't. Well, I'm a ramblin' man.

  22. Yamato
    "I really need to get these glasses fixed..."
  23. Yamato

    Are you sure Hank done it this way?

  24. Yamato
    Look at you being "that guy". I can be that guy, too, you know... 0/10 because Twerlit Spackle is a better princess.
  25. Yamato
    F***IN' NINJA! 7/10 Not entirely sure what's goin' on, but it ain't bad.
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