Rebel the Wolfgirl

Have you ever thought about all these neat songs are made?

 

How they get on the radio and into your head?

 

Well, my friend, lemme fucking show you something

 

It’s a 4-verse song and it’s so easy to sing!

 

 

This is a simple 4-verse song

 

It’s got a catchy chorus, it’s not very long

 

Put some ‘aahs’ here and some ‘oohs’ over there

 

It’s so easy to sell out, so your sheeple can stare!

 

 

They say writing songs isn’t very hard, it just takes 5 or 10 minutes

 

Maybe some simple pop-punk chords, lyrics about sex

 

We have to exhaust these formulas like Fred Flinstone’s T-rex

 

So come on, everybody, let’s sing it again!

 

 

This is a simple 4-verse song

 

Let’s sing it again, it’s not very long

 

More Beach Boy harmonies are so easy to prepare

 

Let’s complain about selling out, while we’re already there!

 

 

FIRST SOLO TIME!

 

 

 

See, pal? It ain’t so tough

 

You just gotta complain about problems, when you ain’t got it rough

Get on your soapbox, complain about Drumpf

 

Your fans will eat it up, they can’t get enough!

 

 

This is a simple 4-verse song

 

Come on, sing it again, it’s still not too long

 

3 to 4 minutes is a good enough time

 

To come up with some other shitty rhyme!

 

 

You get it now? It’s so easy to see

 

You’re famous now, and it’s all thanks to me!

 

You can write songs now, earn some figures of nine

 

So, let’s recap what we’ve learned, one more FUCKING GODDAMN TIME!

 

 

 

This is a simple 4-verse song

 

We’re at the last chorus, it’s still not too long

 

Money, they say, is the root of all sin

 

But who the hell cares, kid? You’ve already made it in!

 

 

FINAL SOLO TIME! TAKE IT AWAY, JIMMY BOB BO BURRITO!