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September 13, 2019
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Wow, my laptop actually crashed
Princess Periwinkle
Children, calm down.
Dark Moon
Your mother is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Remi
Your mother is so fat, if there would be no moon, she'd be the one controlling the tidal waves.