I managed to go to Gamestop and picked up GTA IV The Complete Edition (Xbox 360 version), brand new and still factory sealed. It just took 20 minutes for the cashier to hunt for the game...
I wish I worked at Gamestop, so if a kid came in with a parent to pre-order GTA V, I could look at the kid, and look at the parent and tell him all about the game, and why it's not for kids like him.