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Kyznetsov

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About Kyznetsov

  • Birthday 1997-06-14

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  • Gender
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  • Location
    Russia
  • Personal Motto
    "I dont need luck, ive got ammo"
  • Interests
    Gamming and MLP

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    2
  • Best Anthropomorphic FiM Race
    Earth Pony

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  1. Kyz walked into the cave and looked around, he began to speak and it was clear from his slurring that he was drunk...piss drunk "thaz a noice place you gots theressss sir...i thwink ima gonna liiiiiie down now." Kyz fell to the floor, still awake but very confused. (O.O.C sorry i havent been posting i was swamped with finals but im back now and tis summer up here so hazza!)
  2. Kyz woke up with a jump. He had been dreaming about the crash and how he was sucked under the water. He got up and headed over to the fire and sat on a log opposite Novella and Plague. "I dont like this place." he said to the two, "it always feels like im being watched you know? And all i can think about is how long it will be before i get to sleep in my bed again." He finished by taking another swig from his canteen.
  3. "Well...it would seem our little Novella here is a bit of a pyromaniac!" Kyz said jokingly, giving novella a playful punch on the shoulder. He looked back over at the captain "No problem cap...happy to be useful." He said heading over to the fire to get warm, he took his bottle of vodka our from under his shirt and took a quick swig. Kyz always seemed to think better when he was buzzed.
  4. Kyz finally made his way back into the camp. He threw the pile of leave down on the beach next to the hut things. Then he walked up to the captain. "Ive got the leaves you wanted, good to see your able to stand up on that leg Novella," He said while looking out over the ocean just behind Novella
  5. "god damn leaves." Kyz muttered under his breath, he had been chopping a path through the thick jungle for a while now. After he found the next clearing he decided that there was nothing else on this island except for him and the rest of the crew that made it. "Guess i better get these leaves back to the captain." He said to himself as he started to walk back. On the way he heard a twig snap, he looked around to see what caused it. When he was satisfied with his decision that he was completely insane he continued on his way back to camp.
  6. There not Russian there fore they have no idea how to fully and completely enjoy straight up Vodka, where as Russians have a special section of taste buds made specifically for Vodka.
  7. Kyz sat for a moment thinking of what he could do to help everypony out, he decided he would go and make sure they were indeed the only ponies on the island, it would also give him an idea of where everything was. "Hey captain, im gonna go do a perimeter check ill be back in four hours max." He said to the captain and then headed into the (Jungle or forest guys? im gonna say jungle unless you guys like a simple forest better) jungle after unlocking his backpack and grabbing his sword and machete.
  8. Kyz woke up after he short little snooze on the beach and saw everypony working and moving around. He got up and headed towards the captain. His head was killing him, it felt as if his hear was beating under his left temple. "Anything i can help with?" He asked the captain whilst rubbing his head.
  9. Kyz went to take a step off the boat but tripped on the railing and fell on his face. Now utterly embarrassed he decided to just lay their on the beach, after rolling onto his back, and doze off for a little while. He also opened his bag and threw it towards the captain. "There is a map of the world in their and some food, maybe you can find out where we are?" He said
  10. "Umm are you sure your feeling ok Novella?" Asked Kyz shaking her slightly to snap her out of her trance like state. "You starting to act VERY strange here, my guess is that you have a weird version of sea sickness. Were almost at land dont worry." He finished
  11. Kyz raised his head from the boat and looked displeased. The rocking of the boat was keeping him from getting any rest. "Ok i have had enough of this, does anypony have a rope? If so i can tie one end to me and one end to the boat and i could fly us to shore." He said with a touch of anger in his voice.
  12. not at all TPAM eats milk and cookies before bed
  13. you can laugh after you see rainbowninja naked....not much to look at
  14. I am discords best friend TPAM wants to use a banana as a dildo then eat it....
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