My I had no idea you had such a sense of humor your highness. *chuckles* But that is fascinating I must say. (That you've ruled Equestria that long)
Dawwww I could never see you as being old your highness.
*bows down to you at your hooves like a royal guard to his queen and then looks up at you* I can honestly say I've never seen such radiant, elegant and regal beauty in any pony. You're still just as young and beautiful as ever.
I'll be your faithful guard whenever Shining Armor is not around. If anyone wants to threaten you they must first face my blade!