Feather Spiral

I'm sorry I missed this

I am proud to extend the support of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the Cheesecake folk.

There were indeed dark times when servants of His Noodliness, misinterpreting His holy messages stained by ketchup, would force false standards upon their fellows. Fortunately, using His meatballs, he was able to plant the seeds of awakening into His servants' minds, which eventually grew into the spirit of solidarity we all witness today.

On a personal note, I can't help but point out that cheesecake and pasta go well together.

May you be touched by His noodly appendage.

R'amen.

Funny fact, I can play the piano with my hands behind my back.

My tongue maybe?

I'm pretty good with my tongue...

peh, who needs math XP

Any balloons given to me will be twisted into... one of the most recognizeable shapes. And they may be used, as well.

You'll never guess what MY identity is.

Though, I sure hope at least one of you gets it, because come on. It's a beauty, a simple but pretty one.

Well, I still don't see how it happened. As I stated, there is no proof in the footage that anyone's skates went over his throat. It must've been the goal cage's frame.

 

The first guy pushed the goalie down by accident, then the second guy went over him with his ice skates by accident and unfortunately, it was his neck.

His UPPER body is clearly thrown AWAY from the two other players, and his neck impacts on the goal cage (or whatever it's called).

That being said, his neck DID seem to be bleeding, but it definitely wasn't one of the two players we see impacting him.

It may have been the goal cage's upper frame; but why should they make them sharp, it's useless and dangerous. Unless a fourth player went over him offscreen; but I don't see anyone, in the preceding wide-angle view, who'd be coming in too close and fast.

I shall now make a complex and elaborate speech, specially adapted to fit the importance and meaning of this day. Please highlight the paragraph to avoid spoilers.

*ahem*

Uhh, I got nothin'.