You know what? If you're not going to help, I'm going to make it to where there's not even a me TO help. If even ONE of you pays attention to this, it's more than likely the last thing I'm ever going to say on these forums (unless there's Wi-Fi in the afterlife).
I'll make this as breif as I can because the elaborate killing machine I had set up is about to go off and if it doesn't kill me it'll destroy the computer: And of course I forgot what I was going to put here.
It was meant to kill me, and it was repurposed to "accidentally" destroy the computer. It fell apart when it went off. I CAN'T EVEN TRY TO KILL MYSELF WITHOUT SOMETHING GOING WRONG! HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?