Wolffie

Amazing download speed. Shitty upload speed.

I think I've discovered what things that cause me to hallucinate after Ambien. Activity for one. It doesn't work in a dark room. A dark black lady is whispering to me right now. You need to be focused on your environment.

Of course, Paypal is all I use. But everybody would have to agree, and it depends how many people are actually active here at the time. I'm not made of money.

I will bribe you guys to let me be 100,000th. How does 5 bucks each sound?

But...but, I want it! You guys are cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Over my dead body!

DIBS!

I do!

He talks about all the sex fanfiction people write about him, mainly with Cody Rhodes

Hey, check out this interview! It's rather entertaining.

Cena?! CENA?!

Huh, Randy Orton says he enjoys being a face: "Yeah. It's always fun when the crowd reacts like that. And you know what? We will be in some country over in Europe sometimes, and they're not like that at all. But you gotta just, each crowd is different. And you gotta know that. You can do the same exact thing, or have the same finish in one town, that's over huge. And the next town, it's like a fart in church." Randy Orton is hilarious: "I tagged with him, last week or the week before, on a Raw Supershow, or a live event Supershow, both rosters were there. And we're out there in the ring. And it's me, Cena, and somebody. Maybe Kofi or Sheamus, against Big Show, Mark Henry, and somebody else, I forget. And Cena says, 'Can you do a dropkick tonight?' And I go, uhh, yeah. Can you? And he goes; and we're in the ring! Like, we're about to—the bells about to ring. And he's starting, and he goes, 'Alright, I'm gonna tag you in in a second. Let's do a double drop kick.' Now I'm thinking in my head, 'This motherf-cker don't need to be doing no dropkicks.' That's what I'm thinking. So he tags me in, ducks a punch from Show, Show turns around. Before I can even step through the ropes, Cena is up in the air dropkicking Show. And I'm like, looking at him, I thought you said a double dropkick? So, next time he calls anything, I'm gonna think twice. Because I ended up jumping up in the air, while Shows already on the ground, and just landing on my head. So it was a double dropkick where he (Cena) went and I then I slip- Oh-Oh-I tried to get—nope. So everyone in the back, I come back and they were like, (clapping) 'Great dropkick.' I watched it back, and it looks like I just jumped up in the air as high as I can and then land. Nothing happened; I just jumped up and fell. It was brutal. Thank you, John Cena."

UNF, I want to make love to that beef. I'm watching the new and improved DX boxset and it's making me sad. WWE used to be so much cruder and fun. Cursing, dumping shit on the McMahons, Triple H talking about his penis. I miss that.

Wait, I can't tell, is Mark Henry really retiring? I'm a bit confused. Why would he slam Cena like that? I do think he deserves to win the WWE Championship before he retires. Ah, I get what's going on.

You know what would be cool? A three way feud between Cena, Bryan, and Orton ending in a triple threat TLC match.