NothingIsEverything

There should not be a line to the door at 6:30 in the morning. Don't these people have to go to work and do jack-shit like they always do?

N O W L O O K A T T H I S N E T

"Hey, this bus route is one of our most populous routes, let's be complete retards and only have it run once a hour!" -WMATA officials

You know it's a really bad day when you can't even find time to have a breakdown because it's so busy today. Why do these people insist on making my life more difficult and miserable than it already is?

Story of my life: get stuck behind all the slow retards out on the road so I am always late for something.

Be careful not to make a sound! *CRUNCH* NODONTTOUCHTHAT

So, Final Fantasy XV comes out tomorrow. Forgot about that game.

"I could be a pro at this." You used to be a pro, but then Lawrence Taylor sacked you into retirement." "You fucker."

Good job, Microsoft, for making gift cards that you can't use on their store.

Meep, my lovely Nuzzlefuzzles. *hugs and kisses* I apologize for not responding yesterday, my cell reception was crap (also I spent most of the day sleeping XD ) I will try to talk to you later today, the my landlord did something funky with the wifi, so I have no wifi until I can get the password from them. I love you so much. ^______^

Some people are so unaware of their surroundings it's scary.

People sure love circlejerking Jimmie Johnson off. People need to get their head out of their ass and face the reality that without the Chase, he would not have won 7 championships. He does not deserve to be put up to the same caliber as Petty and Earnhardt.

I don't even know why I still follow the sport. I should have abandoned it when Jimmie won his third championship.

Fuck Jimmie Johnson, fuck Nascar, fuck Brian France. This sport is just a goddamn fucking sham.

I was feeling pretty grumpy u till a customer came in and argued with my boss over some stupid bullshit and she made herself look like a fucking idiot and everyone was laughing about it when she left.

Some of the best news I've heard all year: https://www.yahoo.com/tv/duck-dynasty-cancelled-e-030818725.html

I thought things would be different today. I thought it was going to be a good day. I have to learn to stop expecting that.

Fucking great start to my Monday, stupid alarm never went off which caused me to oversleep. >:c

I feel like I'm one of the few people that can wear shorts in 40-degree temperature and feel comfortable. XD

Where's Cheeseburger Freedom Man when you need him?

I'm going to set up a million hidden cameras across America and I'll hire a million undercover Americans to pose as patriots.

RIP America 1776-2017