Smarts

What if I could marry Chryssi? I wouldn't be able to marry her. She definitely my favorite pony and is the most attractive to me. I could write an entire novel about why she is my favorite and why she is the sexiest, but marriage is something that isn't meant for me. There is nothing attractive or great about me that would give someone or somepony the idea that I'm a perfect candidate for marriage. I don't deserve anything like that, now or ever. I'm meant to live alone and that's how it will be. There is no one out there for me and there never will be.

Oh wow, I didn't even realize that. Most of what I said is what FlufflePuff did, except for the picture part. Now that is one heck of a coincidence.

The fact that someone or somepony actually invites ME of all people to have dinner with them would make me feel worth something on this horrible planet. Even better, it's my favorite pony. That alone makes it seem like such an honor. For how I'd react to the food. I don't want to say anything bad about it because that would hurt Chryssi's feelings and it makes me seem rude in the process. She probably spent a great deal of time on that food and maybe that was the best she could do. I'd respect that and muster up the stomach to eat it. I want to seem like a good guest. Yes, I will eat it. After, I'd ask her if she ever wants to invite me for dinner again, if she wants me to give her a hand with the cooking. The two of us working together could make a great meal that we would both enjoy and it would mean less mess and more cooperation. I find doing it that way could give us more time together to chat and whatnot.

My reaction would be a mix between shocked and thankful. Shocked because Chryssi does exists and thankful because she is serving me breakfast without having any reason to do so besides to be nice. I would ask her if I am dreaming and to hit me just to make sure this isn't a dream. After finding out that it isn't, I would thank her dearly for this and tell her that I owe her one. The way I would thank her for breakfast in bed is doing the same for her the next morning. I would do my best to make a grand meal for her and for seconds, I'd let her have some of my love.

I have no best friend or friends in general, so my favorite pony wouldn't need advice because said friend doesn't exist. She would stay with me. This is one of the very few scenarios that I win at.

Celestia would have most likely just scolded her. That or send Twilight back to Canterlot for a little while so she can think about what she had done. Twilight definitely deserved some kind of punishment in my opinion. She single-handedly caused complete chaos in Ponyville over nothing.

I would be severely disappointed that I was turned into a wolf instead of something else like a dragon, pony, griffon, changeling, etc. I would have even accepted being a timber wolf. At least they are cool. First things first, I'd find a well knowledgeable unicorn or alicorn in the area such as Twilight or Celestia and ask why I am a wolf and if I can be another race.

I'd be really startled first of all, but then I would collect myself. First, make sure that Chryssi is comfortable. Second, place my plushie near her. Third, take a picture of the adorable sight and hug her. Finally, I'd let her be while I gather some blankets and pillows from a different room and sleep on my chair that's located right across from my bed.

I prefer watching it during the daytime when I have absolutely nothing to do, which is all the time. I'm usually more awake during the day than I am at night, so what better time to watch it than the time when I won't fall asleep during the episode.

Do they have to wear the maid outfit as well? If so, I choose Celestia. She just looks so cute when she is dressed up as a maid and that's the truth. As for her duties. Just simple dusting and cleaning. You know, maid stuff. I'm not kidding about her looking really cute in a maid dress. Just look.

I would instantly say "That better be a pic of Chrysalis or I swear to Celestia". Just kidding. I would say I'm sorry for walking in and leave. I wouldn't think of my friend any differently because of this. It's their business and I wouldn't judge them. I hate judging for something so miniscule. We all enjoy a little R34 from time to time.

I guess I'd hang out with Twilight. We would do nothing but read together and talk about books. It's a topic we'd both enjoy. Other than that, she seems really interested in magic and constellations. That's two things I quite like.