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Everybody wants to wear suspenders. Nobody wants their pants to fall down.
Remi
^i will use that if I am a waiter and somebody asks me what's today's special.
'Good afternoon, what's today's special?'
'MY DICK IS TODAY'S SPECIAL, BITCH.'
~Squishy Skies~
That wouldn't be so bad for some people...
Xanatos
^ Better idea: Say nothing, and just unzip and flop your dick out onto their plate. With as straight a face as possible.