[10/14/2012 8:14:51 PM] Zoop: hookay
[10/14/2012 8:14:53 PM] Zoop: so like
[10/14/2012 8:15:03 PM] Zoop: my friends dragged me to an anime con, yeah?
[10/14/2012 8:15:15 PM] Zoop: it was pretty boring for me, but whatever. the cosplayers were fun
[10/14/2012 8:15:36 PM] Zoop: anyway, after con-going and stuff for the day we decided to get some dinner at the cheesecake factory in the same mall that the convention was at
[10/14/2012 8:16:02 PM] Zoop: but there was like a thirty minute wait to be seated - no biggie though, they gave us a lil beeper thing that’d let us know when it was our turn to get seated
[10/14/2012 8:16:17 PM] Zoop: and we left to kill some time by lurking around a nearby Barnes and Noble
[10/14/2012 8:16:29 PM] Zoop: so we’re walkin around doing whatever
[10/14/2012 8:16:41 PM] Zoop: and we end up in the philosophy section, where I notice they’ve got all of their bibles and such
[10/14/2012 8:16:58 PM] Zoop: so, being the preacher that I am, I took one of them and started to loudly recite from it
[10/14/2012 8:17:17 PM] Zoop: I shut up after a couple minutes ‘cause I notice a couple folks coming our way
[10/14/2012 8:17:32 PM] Zoop: one was a very overweight girl dressed up like princess peach from mario.
[10/14/2012 8:17:37 PM] Zoop: the other didn’t have a costume
[10/14/2012 8:17:49 PM] Zoop: so they end up looking at the same shelf that my friends and I are at
[10/14/2012 8:18:03 PM] Zoop: the princess suddenly squeels really loudly
[10/14/2012 8:18:07 PM] Zoop: and starts pointing at a book
[10/14/2012 8:18:26 PM] Zoop: ‘”OH EM GEEEEE, THIS BOOK! IT’S ‘THE PHILOSOPHY OF ANIME’ OMGOMGOMG”
[10/14/2012 8:18:46 PM] Zoop: at this point I’m just standing like right next to her holding a bible and blinking
[10/14/2012 8:18:55 PM] Zoop: then she starts looking at the other books
[10/14/2012 8:19:54 PM] Zoop: and she’s reading off “the philosophy of x’, ‘the philosophy of y’....
[10/14/2012 8:20:00 PM] Zoop: finally she sees one and she giggles
[10/14/2012 8:20:01 PM] Zoop: and is like
[10/14/2012 8:20:08 PM] Zoop: “OOO THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE LOL”
[10/14/2012 8:20:14 PM] Zoop: at this point her friend chimes in and is like
[10/14/2012 8:20:20 PM] Zoop: “UHMMM WHATS THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE”
[10/14/2012 8:20:28 PM] Zoop: at this, princess peach starts laughing really hard
[10/14/2012 8:20:29 PM] John Navarro: .-.
[10/14/2012 8:20:30 PM] NewCalamity: NewCalamity prepares noose
[10/14/2012 8:20:44 PM] John Navarro: ^
[10/14/2012 8:20:54 PM] NewCalamity: I've heard this already and I still feel bad.
[10/14/2012 8:20:59 PM] Zoop: “OMG YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE IS? :D (rofl) (party) (chuckle) IT’S LIKE.... LIKE... YOU KNOW, ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND STUFF (sun)”
[10/14/2012 8:21:35 PM] Zoop: at this point I just kind of stare at her, set the bible down, and walk away
[10/14/2012 8:22:18 PM] John Navarro: X_x
[10/14/2012 8:22:22 PM] NewCalamity: ... and then return with an automatic weapon.
[10/14/2012 11:35:24 PM] Zoop: VOODOO CHIPS ARE FUCKING DOPE AS SHIT YO
[10/14/2012 4:02:23 AM] iZoop: Chigs is NC's spike
[10/14/2012 4:02:37 AM] iZoop: Alternatively his Opal.
[10/14/2012 4:02:45 AM | Edited 4:02:57 AM] NewCalamity: Opal I guess.
[10/14/2012 4:03:50 AM] iZoop: Chigens. Meow for NC
[10/14/2012 4:04:01 AM] Jonke (Dreamwalker): xD
[10/14/2012 4:04:24 AM] Chigens and Kay: :3