NewCalamity

History Channel, stop showing crap about aliens! that's not even history, it's a bunch of silly conspiracy theories.

Found this in my Pictures folder on my laptop... not quite sure how it go there. http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/oh_god.gif

Good... http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/084/5/e/mlp__a_sleeping_rarity_by_nayaasebeleguii-d4txgap.jpg

Now that that silly sludge pony is out of the way, I shall begin my Swine Empire.

Enticing, is it not? http://img.ponibooru.org/images/b6/b694c0dc47ac390d29e50215a1a35cbc

Forget that last status. How come all you guys have pony avatars?

Cute stuff: http://i.imgur.com/S9HLQ.jpg

Somepony hug me ! I'm freezing D:

BEWARE. THE SWINE WILL ONE DAY RETURN. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE. SHE GUNNU EAT YO BABIES.

Why must forums be so hard to use on a phone?

Thunderstorm goin' on, yay !

It's always so nice to converse with fellow pervs!

LIKE DAISEYS!

How do you get a story on FimFiction noticed?

Watching a Family Giy episode where the Giffons have to relocate to the South makes me feel so at home

Tribes has to much missing... Idno, it drains the fun super quick. I guess it's just not the game for me. :\

Switched from an annual donation goal to a monthly one.

I hate it when the ice-cream truck rolls by with its jingle and I get distracted for ten minutes with "row row row your boat" stuck in my head.

Watched a few Boondocks episodes. Good humor, but the amount of nigga said makes me feel more... stupid.

Oh no. Pink elephants on tv DDD:

Das Leben geht weiter.

Why do ponies call scootaloo a chicken?

What I'm looking forward to the most on my birthday? Hotwings... Lots and lots of hotwings at hooters

I have never made that many moves on a girl than I have today... I feel really weird.

There hasn't been enough Rarity talk around here lately, so what's everyone's favorite Rarity quote? GO! 'But I thought you wanted whining!'