NewCalamity

Confound these ponies. I *squee* a little inside whenever someone says the word "rarity" when describing a rare occurrence.

I'm sitting in my grandmas room and there is a sex scene going on the tv.... WAT DO?

The banner! It CHANGED! *wink* Get it?... I'll shut up now.

Going on a picnic! What should I bring?

Anyone know a legit "ask Luna" on tumblr? I see crap ones that either don't post anything related to Luna, or have been inactive for 6+ months.

a Trixie thread Tom hasn't posted in? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO D:

I hate shitty teammates >_<

Sieg! A brand new avatar. I already miss the old one.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5...

My friend's Skype got hacked and I suspect they were trying to hack mine through talking to me so I'm staying off Skype for a bit. If my account starts saying shit you know it's not me

My friend's Skype got hacked and I suspect they were trying to hack mine through talking to me so I'm staying off Skype for a bit. If my account starts saying shit you know it's not me

I wanna change mah name to deaglePower but I'm afraid people are gonna forget that its akimBrony :/

Okay, it is about time to got to bed, It's almost 5am. Nighty night everypony.

Um anyone know why Ninja Derpy was banned?

Five days ago, it was 27 degrees Celsius outside. Today it snowed...

Grrr! I was going to do something important, and now I can't remember what that thing was!! *tears hair in frustration*

What happened to Ninja Derpy? He's listed as banished....

What happened to Ninja Derpy? He's listed as banished....

I'm so hardcore, I watched "Inception" backwards and still understood the film.

I'm so hardcore, I watched "Inception" backwards and still understood the film.

why in celestias name, do i have a crush on her, why cant i have a crush on somepony else -_-

I am bored... *Stares at ceiling*

I am bored... *Stares at ceiling*

Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.

Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.